My lab Boss can fart like a human.
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My lab Boss can fart like a human.
Dog farting is always funny.
If Queen Elizabeth had a dog and she was sitting with it for a formal family portrait and that dog farted, she would laugh.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
You work in a lab? Isn't your boss's farting dangerous around open flames and stuff?
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
The real question though is if she farted, would the dog laugh?Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
yay for this thread
Ike, what kind of boss do you have?
SO CAN I!
My dog farts constantly. At least that is what I tell the wife.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
I think Mongo is talking about his Labrador Retriever named Boss
You are correct, but this is the SO. One slip up and the monkeys run with itI think Mongo is talking about his Labrador Retriever named Boss
By "farting like he's human" do you mean that he blames it on someone else, or he takes off for the john real quick when he realizes it was more than just gas?
he tells me to pull his paw
Speaking of, we were at Braum's last night, and the odor oozed over from the booth next to ours. dude probably needed to go check his pants after that one.
When my dog farts, she perks her ears up and looks at her butt.
you know......farting in the mall has reduced the number of times I've been asked to go.
MMMMM. Braum's makes the best choclate milkshake of any fast food joint. Chili's shake is pretty mean too.
Why do my headphones have an earbud with an 'L' on it and an earbud with an 'R' on it?
The music doesn't seem to sound different if I put the 'L' in my right ear and the 'R' in my left ear so...does it really matter?
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
My Shih Tzu puppy, Bennie Owen, puts his little paws on his eyes when you say peek-a-boo.
QUIT PICKING ON RETARDS!!!!
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