I mean seriously, this guy has a constant thing going on, like...constantly.
thing.
it's either a mailbox....a trash thing...a screaming neighbor thing....
Nothing like this happens to me. I lead a boring existence, and my life has zero flavor compared to Norm's.
Norms' is spicy.
I taste terrific.
I think it might be fun to be Norm for a day!
I thinketh norm lives in da hood!!!
Norm is rapidly becoming a greek tragedy.
If something crappy can happen to me, it will. None of this is spicy, it is all crap. At least nothing really major happens more than once a month.
Did I mention that I have to watch the Texas game at my inlaws this weekend?
Point in case.
heh. inlaws are spicy.
go with us to the game Norm...it'll be fun.
I taste terrific.
I wish I could, but there is no way out of it. The favorite aunt my wife sees once every 2 years is in town.
It's not that I mind going there too much, it's just that I've got all of these superstitions going on and watching the game somewhere besides Norman...
Although the last time I watched the Texas game away from home was 2000...
Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
Sound of me screaming in horror.
tell em yer going out for a pack of smokes and go to sports bar. fake a flat tire, or something.
Norm, if I was watching the 2000 game with your fat-*** neighbor, you can bet I'd be parked on her sagging sofa come saturday afternoon.
sounds like a good omen.
just wear your lucky pants. heh
I taste terrific.
I HAVE LUCKY PANTS???
Oh ****! I dont' know where I keep them.
Most likely in the drawer or closet.....but i'm just guessing.
I taste terrific.
I have a lucky beer!
Did you just say geek tragedy?
Actually, I'm pretty good at being a geek.
Go to the store and fake a flat. I'll back you up and say the tires are crap.
I love it when a plan comes together.
I taste terrific.
oedipus norm
norm, this is a freebie. Soonerboarder has got your back. he's the mechanic, you had some car trouble. he calls the house....."oh, he gave me the home number....i thought it was his cell.....anyway, if you hear from him, tell Mister Norm in Norman his car will be ready by 5."
Nothing has changed.
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