The secretary across the hall has changed her ring tone from Kenny Chesney's moan-whining ear assaults to what I believe is the bouncy theme song of Sex & the City (or Sex in the City). Please interpret.
The secretary across the hall has changed her ring tone from Kenny Chesney's moan-whining ear assaults to what I believe is the bouncy theme song of Sex & the City (or Sex in the City). Please interpret.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
She is a woman?
It was Kristin Davis who was calling?Originally Posted by TUSooner
Mmmmm....
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
she's got a man, be happy for her.
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
She wants you.
Is she hawt?
It had to be asked.
She finally figured out the Kenny is gay?
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his woman before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex.
I never woulda left the first chick
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
Fixed.I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his beard before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries beard Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex-beard.
I never woulda left the first beard
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
So Kenny sez to Wife #1:I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his woman before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex.
I never woulda left the first chick
"If you can cheat with another woman, so can I!"
Maybe it's not that different from Sex in the City after all.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
pics?
<of the secretary>
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Sniff, my old secretary never had ring tones. If she did, it was probably the Willy Wonka theme song.
She's getting filled out like an application, dude. High fives all around.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Nailed like a 2 x 4.
Stuffed like a calzone.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Drilled like a well.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
She made other noises.
Just for the record, it is NOT with my pencil. But you may have something there. She got a gigantimous vase full of roses as an anniversary present, and some of the other women have been oohing and ahhing over it. I'm betting Mr. Secretaryacrossthehall will sleep happy tonight.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
When he finally gets to sleep, you mean.
And I apologize if anyone thinks I meant to infer that our friend TUSooner was the fill-er to said secretary's fill-ee...
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
To further clarify:When he finally gets to sleep, you mean.
And I apologize if anyone thinks I meant to infer that our friend TUSooner was the fill-er to said secretary's fill-ee...
Under totally other circumstances that do not exist at the present time and that are never likely to exist . . .
I'd hit it like a gong at a Buddhist monastery.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
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