Ducks win without help of refs

[lil'duck]

This just in from the wire:

Ducks win at home against one of the most opposing teams in the Pac-10, if not the country – the Washington Huskies – all without the help of the refs. This win coming just on the heals of a Duck victory against a phenomenal D-2 team, PSU, also played at home.

Head coach, Bellotti, says of the win, “It was touch and go there for awhile there – We were wondering when the refs were going to get into the game. All credit is due to the QB duo who are escapable and who have a sticktoitaviness that I’ve never quite seen before. People think we are overrated this season, but I think we just proved to the whole nation that we can play with the best of them. At this point in time, we aren’t ruling out a spot at the National Championship game.”

I thought you Sooner fans would enjoy a jab at my own team……lawd help us when we get excited over a Husky victory… And yes, I know I just opened the door to major bashing…so feel free to bash away. It’s for you to enjoy.

[bri]

Hey, WE got excited over a Husky victory.

[lil'duck]

Hey, WE got excited over a Husky victory.

heh. woops. I think I meant a victory over the Huskies.

[bri]

So did I. We beat 'em the second week of the season, and after giving up a 51-yard touchdown run on their first offensive play from scrimmage we were giddy as Japanese schoolgirls to come back and win.

[lil'duck]

So did I. We beat 'em the second week of the season, and after giving up a 51-yard touchdown run on their first offensive play from scrimmage we were giddy as Japanese schoolgirls to come back and win.

snap. Japanese schoolgirls. Awesome. Even better when they have a flail, though.

[bri]

Go on...

[lil'duck]

a little Kill Bill volume 1 reference....

now it's your turn. go on....

[bri]

Ah, I was thinking of a different kind of flail I suppose...

[lil'duck]

Ah, I was thinking of a different kind of flail I suppose...

Is there another kind?

[bri]

As it just so happens...yes.

[lil'duck]

As it just so happens...yes.

perfect set up......go on.....

[bri]

You're trying to make me have to bane myself, aren't you?

[lil'duck]

You're trying to make me have to bane myself, aren't you?

bane yourself? how's that work?

I certainly wouldn't want you to have an existential dilemma over it....

[bri]

bane yourself? how's that work?

Well, first I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[lil'duck]

Ah, that's how you bane yourself.....

So I guess the robe and wizard's hat comes with the job, then, huh. French benefits? I mean fringe benefits?

[bri]

I'm very good at French benefits.

[lil'duck]

must be why you got the job....

[bri]

Oh, that one hurt.

[lil'duck]

It was actually a compliment...besides, you have all the power. you could just bane me at a moment's notice.

[GottaHavePride]

snap. Japanese schoolgirls. Awesome. Even better when they have a flail, though.

Hmmmm. Japanese would not be my first choice...