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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

    suck it OKC.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    That is a sweet poster! Fist City has always been one of faves.

    A you've been makin' your brags around town
    That you've been a lovin' my man
    But the man I love, when he picks up trash
    He puts it in a garbage can
    And that's what a you look like to me
    And what I see's a pity
    Close your face and stay outta my way
    If ya don't wanna go to fist city
    If ya don't wanna go to fist city
    Ya better detour around my town
    'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
    And I'll lift a you off a the ground
    I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
    N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
    I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
    If ya don't wanna go to fist city
    Come on and tell me what you told my friends
    If you think you're brave enough
    And I'll show you what a real woman is
    Since you think you're hot stuff
    You'll bite off more than you can chew
    If you get to cute or witty
    You better move your feet
    If you don't wanna eat
    A meal that's called fist city
    If you don't wanna go to fist city
    You better detour around my town
    'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
    And I'll lift you offa the ground
    I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
    N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
    I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
    If ya don't wanna go to fist city
    I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
    If ya don't wanna go to fist city
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    She was in OKC, what...four months ago?

    She'll probably just cancel the date like she has with about five of her last seven shows in Oklahoma.

    And she'll be at the Choctaw Coliseum in Durant the day before. YEEEEHAWWWW.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    She's still alive? Who knew?
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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    I'd rather listen to someone beat a sack full of kittens with a shovel

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

    suck it OKC.
    congrats. Is "Jaws" coming to your local theater in December too?

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    It is a cool poster, though.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    I'd rather listen to a dog getting run over by a lawnmower.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino
    It is a cool poster, though.
    I thought so too. I love art-deco-ey stuff.
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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Patti Page > Loretta Lynn

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by OSUAggie
    Patti Page > Loretta Lynn
    I nearly choked when I read that - then I saw it came from an aggie.
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    She was excellent on Roseanne.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    I thought this was going to be a thread about Cleveland's ex-wife
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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    I'd rather listen to someone puting 10 baby goats into a wood chipper.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

    suck it OKC.

    Wow, she's also playing in the big town of Durant, Ok in Dec. I guess she finally hit the big time.
    405>580>1-900>918

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by CORNholio
    Wow, she's also playing in the big town of Durant, Ok in Dec. I guess she finally hit the big time.
    casino?
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
    I'd rather listen to a dog getting run over by a lawnmower.
    heh.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    I thought that this meant that Homey was a Red Sox fan.

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    Re: Loretta is comin' to Tulsey

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    casino?
    Word.
    If you can call an alcohol-free establishment such.
    405>580>1-900>918

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