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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Penguin's Avatar
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    Hi Penguin,

    Melo has denied your request to be added to her MySpace friends list.


    Melo was given an option to report you to the authorities, which Melo has decided to exercise.


    Your IP address has been recorded and the local sex crimes unit will arrive at your domicile in the next 36 hours. Please stay where you are.


    Thank you for joining MySpace. We will keep your website open throughout your incarceration.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: Rejected!

    You shouldn't have sent the pictures of your privates.

    Don't you watch Dateline?!?!?

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    Re: Rejected!

    I'll skip this one

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    Re: Rejected!

    I saw a story on the news yesterday about a cop going online to try and find sexual predators. He started talking to one guy, and then the guy starts sending the cop live pictures of him assaulting an underage girl...

    made me wonder - What is Pedoguin doing?
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    I'll skip this one
    I'm sorry, I found this very funny
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    I'll skip this one
    This will be a 1st

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    Re: Rejected!


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    MELOWNED!!!!
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    DAMMIT!!!

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Rejected!

    Can I be your friend?


    Anybody?
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    sas YOU KNOW WE ARE HERE FOR YOU . YOU DONT NEED TO BEG

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    Can I be your friend?


    Anybody?
    NO dayum begger

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    You shouldn't have sent the pictures of your privates.

    Don't you watch Dateline?!?!?
    Melo is not interested in your privates. She'll settle for nothing smaller than a lieutenant.

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    Can I be your friend?


    Anybody?
    Ah, what the hell. You buying?
    (Keep your pictures though.)

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    Re: Rejected!

    Take note,
    I am on her buddy list and YOU were denied.

    (I accepted you).

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    Re: Rejected!

    That's because you don't have any privates.

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    Re: Rejected!

    ouch
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by OCUDad
    That's because you don't have any privates.
    'Cuz I'm all generals!

    (not sure that makes nay sense but that's all i got)

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    Re: Rejected!

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    'Cuz I'm all generals!

    (not sure that makes nay sense but that's all i got)
    I thought your parents used to salute you and call you Major Disappointment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    I thought your parents used to salute you and call you Major Disappointment.

    Heh, both my bestfriend AND my dad (both jokingly) have called me a "poster child for abortion."

    They were kidding of course..............I think.

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