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    The Collegiate Adviser

    I've been around college students for a long time now, so I thought I'd throw out some helpful hints for all the students here.

    Q: I never have enough money to pay my bills. What can I do?
    A: Don't go out drinking all the time.

    Q: I never have enough time to study. What can I do?
    A: Don't go out drinking all the time.

    Q: I'm having problems keeping my grades up. What can I do?
    A: Don't go out drinking all the time.

    Q: I'ts so hard for me to make it to my early morning (10 AM) class. What can I do?
    A: Don't go out drinking all the time.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: The Collegiate Adviser

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    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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