Things you get in the mail this time of year

[Okla-homey]

Got this big postcard thingy from the Oklahoma elephants.

Summarizing the contents:

1) The donkeys will absolutely, positively raise your taxes by at least 50%. Therefore, if you want higher taxes, stay home on Election Day and let the donkeys win.

2) The donkeys will do everything possible to make abortion available on demand, everywhere. They may even sneak-in and give abortions while pregnant wimmen are sleeping and stuff.

3) The day after regaining the House of Reps, the Donkeys will pull us out of the War on Terror and send candy and cookies to Osama Bin Laden.

4) The donkeys want your guns. If they regain power, they will confiscate your guns. All of them. Even Junior's Daisy air rifle.

Bottomline: Must stop atheistic, hedonistic, criminal indulging, anti-USA, 2d Amendment hating, pro-terrorism, cut-n-run donkeys.

I thought it was a little over the top.

[sooner n houston]

Did they forget about gay marriage? Shame on them!

[Okla-homey]

Did they forget about gay marriage? Shame on them!

Oh yeah, you're right. It did say that if donkeys won, everyone would be compelled to allow newly married gay men to honeymoon for two weeks in their guest bedroom.

Come to think of it, there was also something about government mandated church closures on Gay Pride Day too.

[Sooner_Bob]

It's all of those Brad Henry signs in your yard . . .

[Okla-homey]

It's all of those Brad Henry signs in your yard . . .

Right now, the only sign I have is for a county judicial candidate named Dana Kuehn.

[Mjcpr]

Right now, the only sign I have is for a county judicial candidate named Dana Kuehn.

Is that the one whose supporter was stealing rival signs?

[Mixer!]

I got one of those meat/cheese/jelly/fruit catalogs in the mail yesterday.

[NormanPride]

I just got my water/gas/sewage/random stuff they make you pay for bill. My apartment complex mushes it into one big scary-looking thing.

[Okla-homey]

Is that the one whose supporter was stealing rival signs?

No, her opponent's supporter was stealing Dana's signs. Besides, she's hawt and really smart...which are qualities I look for in county judges

www.danaforjudge.com

[Okla-homey]

I got one of those meat/cheese/jelly/fruit catalogs in the mail yesterday.

I already got enough catalogs (just since Oct 15) to wallpaper a five bedroom house. Everything from Victoria Secret to that fruit cake outfit in Corsicana, TX.

[SoonerInKCMO]

No, her opponent's supporter was stealing Dana's signs. Besides, she's hawt and really smart...which are qualities I look for in county judges I.

www.danaforjudge.com

Says on her site that she's a Poke. Booooooooo.

[Okla-homey]

If you live in NE Oklahoma, pokes are a sad fact of life. Despite her pokeness, she's pretty cool. She also knows more about Oklahoma juvenile law than anyone I've ever met.

[toast]

She also knows more about Oklahoma juvenile law than anyone I've ever met.

yeah, so do some of my friend's kids - not necessarily a good thing.

[Mjcpr]

That's a good quality for a Juvi Judge to have.

[Howzit]

Here's what I got in the mail this morning. I went ahead and sent my SSN and mother's maiden name, even though they didn't specifically ask for it.

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[picasso]

always the same for me, no matter the time of year.
bills, love letters from my Russian girlfriends, and a summons.

[Rhino]

They probably also said we'd eat your babies and steal old people's medicine.

And we will.