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  1. 10/25/2006, 02:31 PM #1
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    Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Two weeks ago some crazy woman in my neighborhood came up to my 9 year old son and told him that his "tan and white" dog ripped her dogs throat out. My son scared out of his mind cuz this woman had a shovel ran in the house and got me. I went outside to discuss w/her why she would tell my 9 year old those horrible things.

    Well she insisted that I allowed my dog to run loose and that my dog killed her dog. I told her that was impossible b/c my dogs do not run the roads. She left and I thought it was the end of it.....


    Today Animal control shows up. Well the crazy lady called animal control and told them that I was housing agressive dogs

    Now I have to deal with the animal control people.....I should turn her in for being senial and crazy! Of course the "tan and white" dog that killed her dog could NOT have been one of the 20 strays in the neighborhood!
  2. 10/25/2006, 02:32 PM #2
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    time for a flaming bag o' poo
  3. 10/25/2006, 02:33 PM #3
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Throat punch always works.

    YWIA.
  4. 10/25/2006, 02:34 PM #4
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Is she hawt?
  5. 10/25/2006, 02:35 PM #5
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    I was going to do the copy cat thread, but I decided against it...
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.
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    Oh, and definite throat punch...
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.
  7. 10/25/2006, 02:36 PM #7
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    could it have been your dog? not operating on the assumption that they don't run the road....is it possible it could have been your dog?
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  8. 10/25/2006, 02:37 PM #8
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by KABOOKIE
    Is she hawt?

    Sure if you like em old and wrinkled!
  9. 10/25/2006, 02:38 PM #9
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    Call the dog pound on her saying she beats her dog and such...
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    mmm...prunes...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.
  11. 10/25/2006, 02:38 PM #11
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Coat the woman's throat with bacon grease. Release the dog into her house.
  12. 10/25/2006, 02:39 PM #12
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatfield
    could it have been your dog? not operating on the assumption that they don't run the road....is it possible it could have been your dog?
    No it could not have been. B/C on the day this supposedly happened it was raining and my dogs will not go out in the rain. They will literally pee all over themselves b/4 they get their paws wet! Not only that but they would of came home all bloody and muddy. Which they didnt.
  13. 10/25/2006, 02:41 PM #13
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Coat the woman's throat with bacon grease. Release the dog into her house.
    Great idea....However I do not like the idea of living behind bars!

    Although the flamming bag o'poo was a good idea!
  14. 10/25/2006, 02:41 PM #14
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHumanAlphabet
    Call the dog pound on her saying she beats her dog and such...

    even though its dead now?
  15. 10/25/2006, 02:42 PM #15
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasSooner01
    No it could not have been. B/C on the day this supposedly happened it was raining and my dogs will not go out in the rain. They will literally pee all over themselves b/4 they get their paws wet! Not only that but they would of came home all bloody and muddy. Which they didnt.
    So they do roam loose at times?
  16. 10/25/2006, 02:42 PM #16
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Ask her to produce a dog corpse.

    I don't believe her.
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Coat the woman's throat with bacon grease. Release the dog into her house.

    She wore a pearl necklace!
  18. 10/25/2006, 02:45 PM #18
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    So they do roam loose at times?
    No. I love them too much to let them roam. If they are in the back yard it is b/c I am out there having a cigerette and if they are in the front yard they are on their leashes.

    Even if we were in the country i wouldnt let them roam. Im too protective! its my nature.
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasSooner01
    even though its dead now?
    Yeah, why not?

    Plus I bet she is a cat hoarder...Maybe Houston Animal Cops will show up...
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    Re: Crazy Neighbors Suk

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Ask her to produce a dog corpse.

    I don't believe her.
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