best apartment add ever...

[Ike]

This was posted not long ago to a mailing list here at work...predictably, by a european...

names have been omitted to protect the retarded.

Hi all,
a friend of mine has a beautiful studio in lincoln park, she leaves
for a while and she'd like to rent the place
for one month while she's away. Rent is 600$ all included, beautiful
sight on neighbors' bedrooms also included, from december 5th till january
5th.
The place is on Clark & Diversey, well furnished, 3rd floor, quiet street,
3 blocks from brown line, 1 block from Lincoln Park.
Laundry in the building.

For 50 more dollars she will leave the best pieces of her ligerie,
some private polaroids and, of course, the collections of dildos!

hurry up, it's a limited offer!!

[yermom]

$650?

that's not bad...

[Ike]

$650?

that's not bad...

for a studio?


I had a studio apt in OKC a few years back. Rent was $250

[IB4OU2]

for a studio?


I had a studio apt in OKC a few years back. Rent was $250

That must of been without the d**do surcharge...

[yermom]

but did it come with personal Polaroids?

i'm assuming this is outside of Chicago...

[Howzit]

best apartment add ever...

Like anyone could possibly know that, Ike.

[Ike]

but did it come with personal Polaroids?

i'm assuming this is outside of Chicago...

In chicago...near the lakefront

[OUDoc]

...the collections of dildos!

Most of them post here anyway.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Is the lingerie unwashed?

[OUinFLA]

I thought this was going to be about Attention Deficit Disorder.
Im glad I wasn't dissappointed.

[Scott D]

In chicago...near the lakefront

I'd say $650 is a bargain then Ike.

[yermom]

I'd say $650 is a bargain then Ike.

you automatically added in the $50?

perv.

[Scott D]

you automatically added in the $50?

perv.

I replied based on your post.

perv.

[49r]

I'd need pics of the neighbors before agreeing to $650...

[yermom]

I replied based on your post.

perv.

heh

[sooneron]

$650?


Dirt



Cheap

[skycat]

From the description, I would have guessed that that apartment was much closer to the brown line.

[StoopTroup]

What's a D**do?

[soonerboomer93]

this thread is useless without the polaroids

[sooner_born_1960]

I'd correct Ike, telling him it's "ad", not "add". But then he'd throw some physics in my face. So I won't do that.