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  1. 10/24/2006, 11:07 AM #1
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    What does this say about marriage?

    So my wife likes Ellen. Evidently last week she received complaints that the underwear she sells was too expensive . $15.00 per pair. So she decided to have a sale. 5$ per pair.

    My wife orders us Ellen underwear. WHATS WITH THAT?????????????

    The good news is that they cost ellen 8$ to make thus she is 3$ under cost.
    She sold 6000 pair that day. Her losses so far are over $28,000. Serves her right.

    We celebrated our tenth anniversary on thursday and this is what it has come to
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  2. 10/24/2006, 11:13 AM #2
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    WTF are you talking about?
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  3. 10/24/2006, 11:14 AM #3
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
  4. 10/24/2006, 11:15 AM #4
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    My wife orders us Ellen underwear
    That's what I don't get. You were the same underwear as your wife?
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  5. 10/24/2006, 11:16 AM #5
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Ellen has underwear?

    Edit...
    Spoke to soon, here is the recent review...
    I ordered the Ellen underwear. It stated they were unisex, however, they are clearly men's underwear. But I love them anyway, just wish they weren't so big in the front.
    Edit #2
    Ellen's special one-time-only sale is over, but we invite you to purchase her boxers at their regular price.
    Yeah, I'm ALWAYS buying celebrity underwear...
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  6. 10/24/2006, 11:17 AM #6
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Is that English?
  7. 10/24/2006, 11:18 AM #7
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    apparently?
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  8. 10/24/2006, 11:19 AM #8
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    $5 for one pair of underwear? That include tax and shipping?
  9. 10/24/2006, 11:21 AM #9
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    ...my underwear costs $4-5 each...
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
  10. 10/24/2006, 11:29 AM #10
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    wow, I can get a 12 pack for $4-5. Or go Commando for free.
  11. 10/24/2006, 11:30 AM #11
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    a 12 pack of what?
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  12. 10/24/2006, 11:31 AM #12
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Quote Originally Posted by sooner_born_1960
    a 12 pack of what?
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  13. 10/24/2006, 11:31 AM #13
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    This thread bored me so I farked Ellen.
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  14. 10/24/2006, 11:32 AM #14
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Too subtle. I can't tell what you did.
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  15. 10/24/2006, 11:35 AM #15
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    ...my underwear costs $4-5 each...
    Yeah, but you're a girl. That's acceptable, and even frugal in most cases. Guys however...
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  16. 10/24/2006, 11:37 AM #16
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  17. 10/24/2006, 11:45 AM #17
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    ...my underwear costs $4-5 each...

    link?
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    you're weird
  18. 10/24/2006, 12:01 PM #18
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    link?

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  19. 10/24/2006, 12:02 PM #19
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    "Are you wearing the panties Ellen layed out for you?"

    ewwww
  20. 10/24/2006, 12:02 PM #20
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    Re: What does this say about marriage?

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    apparently?

    Yup thats them
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