I stopped off at my office over an hour ago to grab something I left yesterday...and I'm still here. I refuse to curl up under my desk and sleep, so I'm gonna man up and drive the 45 miles back to Pryor.
The question for you and your fake money to ponder...WILL I MAKE IT HOME ALIVE? Happy betting, morbid sports fans!
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
DAMMIT! I vSuck!
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Heh.
Did you have youe Eulogy written in advance?
Nah, I was just counting on someone volunteering to step up and talk about what a right bastard I was, and yet I was somehow likeable in spite of myself.
Heh. It would have been like Graham Chapman's eulogy, then.
... that's not food.
It is currently after midnight. I have to get up at 5:00 tomorrow morning and leave for work at 6 so I can get there at 7. Once there, I will work for ten hours straight and then leave at 5pm to head to the Buck, and then on to Skelly Stadium for the TU/UTEP game. On top of all that, I have a cold.
MEANWHILE, my insanely hot friend Melzy is having her annual "Catholic schoolgirl" birthday party. She and all her insanely hot party girl friends will be all tarted out like naughty little Catholic schoolgirls, drinking and dancing and drinking for hours and hours. And I am invited. Did I mention the chest cold?
Here's the proposition: Will I be a man, a manny-manny-man, and find a way to medicate myself to the point where I will attend the sexy party after the game, in spite of exhaustion and illness? Or will I be a little bitch, limping home to take another hit of 'Tussin and cry in my pillow as visions of sexy drunk schoolgirls mock my weakness? Choose...BUT CHOOSE WISELY!!
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Yes. Just cause she has big tiddies.
... that's not food.
Apollo Beach Sooner
you WILL be taking photos, won't you?
Hmmm.... Sounds like a trick.
3/1 and 2/1 odds? That seems to imply that there is a 3rd option that won't pay off, sort of like the zero on the roulette wheel.
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
It's not a trap. Those are 'Tussin odds right there.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Give me the address. I'll go dressed as you, if you want.
Damn! Catholic schoolgirl party........
If you don't go, we'll all think less of you.
Yes Bri will go. And we need pictures, lots and lots and lots of pictures.
Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them?
Besides, we know it will just look like this:
... that's not food.
Because PEEMs are the media of the savvy poster.Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them?
You could describe them to us. Maybe Howzit could draw the pictures for us from the description.Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them?
For the entire male gender of our sweet species, I insist that you make it!
INSIST!!!!
Hey, us married folk need to live vicariously thru somebody.Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them?
Do it, bri!
My entire life revolves around a married woman who leaves me love messages on my voicemail and some anonymous dude who gives me weird vbookie bets.
Since you are slightly more dependable, I say, "Do it!"
Boy Doc is a good friend. Offering to go instead of Bri when he should be curing Bri!
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