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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Sooner_Bob's Avatar
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    Lighting out the backside

    Lighting exits woman's hiney


    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
    Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.


    She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

    "I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

    "It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."

    She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

    "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

    24 Sata said the young woman had been released from hospital after being kept in overnight and was expected to make a full recovery.

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    heh
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    hillbilly!

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    Wear a rubber when doing the shocker.

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    Her poor husband...

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    So does she crap thunder?

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    Quote Originally Posted by Widescreen
    So does she crap thunder?
    and lighting apparently.














    booooooooo

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    Bob.........you do know it's "lightNing".......right?

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    Bob.........you do know it's "lightNing".......right?
    maybe someone needed a reading lamp?
    An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
    Experience is what you get if you don't...

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    The one was a man from Maglass
    who's balls were made out of brass
    He'd clang 'em together
    and shout out the weather
    and lightning would fly out of his ***
    posse member

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    The only thing amazing about this story is the fact that htey apparently have running water in Croatia.

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    Re: Lighting out the backside

    one person who might have benefited from a lightbulb up her ***.

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