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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Octavian's Avatar
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    After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    And running roughshod over the Big XII Conference...


    We've...

    Inexplicably lost a home opener.



    Lost to the baby blue for the first time ever.



    Got jobbed in Lubbock.



    Lost our quarterback in a scandal.



    Got hosed in Oregon.



    Outgained our rival...still lost.



    Lost the best player in the country to a freakish injury on a brilliant run.





    So what was the difference maker? Where did this black cloud come from?






    What Has Changed?















    The Horsepigs are a curse.

    Plain and simple.

    It's not so much that they look ridiculous (for they certainly do), it's that we were rolling in the Stoops Era before they came.

    And since they've been here, we've done nothing but get rolled.

    Nothing has gone our way since they've been introduced.

    Nothing.

    They need to go...don't care where.

    In the closet...burned at midfield....whatever.

    After 115 years of football....for some reason we decided to give these things a try...and we've had a black cloud hovering over us since.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    death to the pighorses!!! should we let the students out of the costumes before we do anything?

    everyone should check this link and leave a comment for the golfing faggit

    http://www.travelgolf.com/blogs/bran...=single#c43640

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Kill teh horsepigs. Plz thx.
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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    This is soooo freaking MONEY!

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Hahahaha, I love and totally agree with this thread.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Ghey Ponies must be permanently disposed of.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeauty02
    everyone should check this link and leave a comment for the golfing faggit
    Why don't we just ignore this moran and let him fade back into the obscurity from whence he came? If this no-talent assclown had ever made a tour cut in his life, he might be worth responding to.
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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Ok, Im down here in Fla and havent paid a lot of attention to the paper mache fakers. Who decided we "needed" these things?
    And............could their mind be changed with logic, such as what has been presented in this thread?
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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    I'd just like to point out that, despite being favored in several of them, Kelvin Sampson didn't win an NCAA tourney game until I was there as the mascot, despite being a heavy underdog in that game.

    Just sayin'.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    I am in awe of the brilliance of this post. I think my freakin' eyes are welling up.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    wHAT A GREAT ****ING POST oCTAVIAN. tHAT WAS ****ING GREAT....


    NOW





    What would you do I if I told you I happen to like the non saced looking no eyelashes verion of the new horse pig

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    awesome!

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    been up all night tryin to reverse this curse ~ and it was the horsepigs the whole time, Octavian is a damn Genius!!!!!!!!!!!
    The older I get the better I was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dio
    Why don't we just ignore this moran and let him fade back into the obscurity from whence he came? If this no-talent assclown had ever made a tour cut in his life, he might be worth responding to.
    Agreed on the No Talent A$$-Clown but I felt good after responding.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Wonder where they store those outfits?


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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Fantastic freakin' post.
    Reluctantly double secret Ninja-Maverick member of the Posse (in protest). That's right...Ice...Man...I AM dangerous.

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Curse of the Horsepigs. No doubt.

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    Thumbs up Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Death to the Horsepigs!


    Brilliant post Octavian!

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    Re: After Playing for 3 National Titles in Five Years...

    Even though I usually like warm soft fuzzy things, my womans intuition told me that these mascots were bad news.

    To send a message, you want I should have my cousin Pauly put one of the heads in Borens bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    Even though I usually like warm soft fuzzy things, my womans intuition told me that these mascots were bad news.

    To send a message, you want I should have my cousin Pauly put one of the heads in Borens bed?
    YES.

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