Okay, so I took 2 benadryl before I went out to mow the yard earlier this evening. After coming into the house and showering, I had a nice glass of Macallan 12 year, forgetting that I had earlier taken the benadryl.
Am I doomed to an evening of complete stonage?
doubtful, benadryl is every 4 hours...if it didnt incapacitate you from cutting the grass, i think you'll be ok
you're good. benadryl and liquor go hand-in-hand.
Am I too late?
This thread is such a disappointment
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Well, we haven't heard from him in a while.
Wonder if he's passed out in the kitchen floor with a Twinkie in his mouth?
You could wake up with worse in your mouth.....Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
...and probably have.
Am I too late?
stand back doc. i'll handle this.
c_p
student nurse
teabagged?
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Well, I can say 2 things about that combo.
1. That was a good night's sleep
2. This morning I felt like I had done acid. I have never done acid, but this must be what it feels like.
Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..
Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..
President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?
Peter (on phone): Yeah..?
President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?
Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.
President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?
Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.
President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.
Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.
President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?
Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.
President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..
Peter (on phone): Okay..
President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?
President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?
Last edited by handcrafted; 10/7/2006 at 09:47 AM.
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