Wiggles & Ritalin

[1stTimeCaller]

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

Chorus:

If only Dad would have spanked me instead
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
But its all that I know and I gotta get high

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
I sit around on my *** smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos


Album Lyrics: Reckless Kelly Was Here [2006]

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm gonna post other Reckless Kelly songs here if ya don't mind

Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah

Well it sure didn't take too long
I woke up one mornin', she was gone
And the note that she wrote didn't say "Dear John"
It said, "Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone!"

She was a home-grown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle
And I couldn't see it just wouldn't work

And now I'm double fisting longnecks
and grapefruit and Stoli
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Well I pulled myself in my car
I drove it on down to the bar
But they wouldn't let me in, 'cause I ain't a movie star
So I went to the Horseshoe on Lamar

The bouncer threw me out at two
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the phone and I called guess who
But the call block wouldn't let me through

And now I'm wishin' for some drugs
Or a shrink to console me
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Well I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
She's right, I always was a crazy one

Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
He said, Calm down, would you like a drink?
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
And I polished off my little sweet pea

And now I'm cryin' on my knees, feelin' dirty and unholy
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie
Now I'll prob'ly get life and serve at least forty
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

[1stTimeCaller]

Wicked Twisted Road

My first love was a wicked twisted road
I hit the million mile mark at seventeen years old
I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold
yeah my first love was a wicked twisted road

my first love was a castle in the sky
I never thought I'd make it 'till I had the guts to try
and I sat up in my tower while the whole world passed me by
yeah my first love was a castle in the sky

my first love was a fearless drive in rain
scared to death I thought I'd never see her face again
they say god was crying so I guess he felt my pain
yeah my first love was a fearless drive in rain

my first love was a wild sinful night
I ran out with the big dogs guess I had more bark then bite
even thought I won the battle in the end I lost the fight
yeah my first love was a wild sinful night

my first love was an angry painful song
I wanted one so bad I went and did everything wrong
a lesson in reality would come before too long
yeah my first love was an angry painful song


My first love was a wicked twisted road
I hit the million mile mark at seventeen years old
I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold
yeah my first love was a wicked twisted road

my first love was a wicked twisted road

[1stTimeCaller]

Vancouver

When the sun went down
You were sitting under someone else's sunset
And I wasn't around
And you were wishing that I was a guy that you'd just met

And I was probably stumbling down some back street alley in Amsterdam
While you were making excuses and breaking another heart
Or maybe I was drinking wine with the pigeons in a square in Venice
And I was wondering what you're doing
And wondering where you are

When the stars came out
I was sitting in a studio on Sunset
And the lights were down
And I was wishing the time we had wasn't over yet

And you were probably sitting in the airport waiting on a plane to Vegas
While I was packing a suitcase staring at a waiting car
Or maybe you were heading out to some house party on Lake Austin
And I was wondering what you're doing
And wondering where you are

When my luck ran out
I was sitting on a concrete block in Little Rock
We didn't scream or shout
We just said good-bye
And I waited for the click
And the lights went out

And now I'm packing it up and I'm rollin' on out to Vancouver
For some wasted youth and a fresh set of lonely stars
And I'm wondering baby, if you ever saw the best of us
And I'm wondering what you're doing
And wondering where you are

I still wonder what you're doing
And wonder where you are

[1stTimeCaller]

Motel Cowboy Show


Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show
We'll drink and dance
There's no place else to go
We'll stay out all night long
We'll toast the break of dawn
Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show

Well they rolled one for the road
Put on the same dirty ol' clothes
Down the trail they rode
To the Motel Cowboy Show
Well they parked at the end of the line
Underneath the cold beer sign
It's a long long way to ride
Without your whiskey and your wine
Something stronger would be fine
Something stronger would be fine

I said Hey Ol' Lady lets go
To the Motel Cowboy Show
We'll drink and dance
There's no place else to go
We'll hang out all night long
We'll toast the break of dawn
Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show

Well they walked through the swingin' doors
Through the sawdust on the floor
Everybody was ready to go
At the Motel Cowboy Show

Well they've been all over the land
Not bad for a honky tonk band
Well it's a long hard hill to climb
When you're so far ahead of time
And you've never seen a dime
You're so far ahead of your time

Hey Ol' Lady lets go
To the Motel Cowboy Show
It's late but there ain't nowhere else to go
We'll hang out all night long
We'll toast the break of dawn
Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show

Well the doses soon kicked in
And the fun would soon begin
The fun would soon begin

And the world did a great big spin
Ooooh baby it's fun
It ain't no sin

I know you well
You don't remember
We partied way back in November
Of '72 or was it ?73
I know you well
You don't remember me

All the faces changed
And the room went round
What a mystic place
What a mystic sound

Well they rolled one for the road
And they candied up their nose
Down the trail they rode
To the Motel Cowboy Show

Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show
We'll drink and dance
There's no place else to go
The boys are in their prime
We'll see ?em one more time

Hey Ol' Lady let's go
To the Motel Cowboy Show

[Xstnlsooner]

Let me tell ya that those songs are about the meaningful life
I wanna live!! NOT!!

A waste of good talent!