sure you do.......

[jk the sooner fan]

so this past weekend, mrs jk and i are at wal-mart, looking for something......and i see whatever magazine it is that has clay aiken on the cover with the headline "clay aiken refuses to discuss his sexuality"....or something like that

anyway, i make some odd comment to mrs jk about how "if he were hetero, he wouldnt refuse to answer the question, he'd just simply say I LIKE GIRLS

the problem is that before i uttered what appears above in bold (i said it with great emphasis), mrs jk strolls about 10 feet away from me.....so that i'm basically creepy guy standing alone in wal-mart saying "i like girls"......injury to insult, one of the cashiers walked by me right as i said it and gave me that "sure you do" look

not an easy situation to recover from with any amount of grace

[BeetDigger]

I wouldn't worry about it. $10 says the cashier was missing a third of her teeth.

[yermom]

luckily you didn't come across any as you said it

[Beef]

I wouldn't worry about it. $10 says the cashier was missing a third of her teeth.

I need to go to Wal Mart to pick up chicks.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Something tells me Mrs. jk is kinda funny.

[Fugue]

I need to go to Wal Mart to pick up chicks.

beat me to it, spek.

[handcrafted]

so this past weekend, mrs jk and i are at wal-mart, looking for something......and i see whatever magazine it is that has clay aiken on the cover with the headline "clay aiken refuses to discuss his sexuality"....or something like that

anyway, i make some odd comment to mrs jk about how "if he were hetero, he wouldnt refuse to answer the question, he'd just simply say I LIKE GIRLS

the problem is that before i uttered what appears above in bold (i said it with great emphasis), mrs jk strolls about 10 feet away from me.....so that i'm basically creepy guy standing alone in wal-mart saying "i like girls"......injury to insult, one of the cashiers walked by me right as i said it and gave me that "sure you do" look

not an easy situation to recover from with any amount of grace

Oh, that was you????????

[NormanPride]

Are you one that could be confused for gay? I never would have guessed...

[GrapevineSooner]

If you had only said I like WIMMMIN

[Czar Soonerov]

I had one of those moments before the UAB game. These two 18-20 yr old girls were sitting on a bench outside the stadium complaining that they would let them in the game with their big purses. VK compared her purse to theirs and it was much smaller, so we were golden. So one of the girls goes on about how the security guard thought she was her friends mother. And me being the comedian that I am I said "you're her mom? Damn, YOU LOOK GOOD! So she yells back "Damn, YOU LOOK GOOD TOO." So I'm standing there with my wife and son appearing to be hitting on this 20 yr old chick.

heh

[SicEmBaylor]

The closest thing I've had to one of those moments was on a trip back to OK from Waco with my bulldog Winston in the car. I had him in the car while I ran into the convenient store..when I come out there are 3-4 teenage girls looking through my window at Winston and as I approach they say, "He's so ugly he's cute!" I'm really not sure if they meant me or Winston.

[rebmus]

i had a co-worker that i called "fatboy". we had both put on about 15 lbs each and picked at each other about it.

one day, as jon rounded the corner...i yelled "hey fatboy!". i failed to notice a huge man had just walked in the side door. i'm lucky to be alive.

[tbl]

I once shot a man with real bullets. That was pretty embarassing.

[Beef]

i had a co-worker that i called "fatboy". we had both put on about 15 lbs each and picked at each other about it.

one day, as jon rounded the corner...i yelled "hey fatboy!". i failed to notice a huge man had just walked in the side door. i'm lucky to be alive.

I'm sure you could have outrun him.

[Widescreen]

jk, it could've been worse. You could've said "why can't he just be honest and say:

I LIKE BOYS!!!!!!

[rebmus]

I'm sure you could have outrun him.

then... yes.

now, prolly not.

[rebmus]

I once shot a man with real bullets. That was pretty embarassing.

is he still ****ed about it? or, do yall laugh about it now?

[jk the sooner fan]

Something tells me Mrs. jk is kinda funny.

she's pretty quick.......i always tell her "you've reached your daily quota for jokes"

[tbl]

is he still ****ed about it? or, do yall laugh about it now?

I still laugh about it, but he died. His widow is okay with it b/c I ended up marrying her. Funny how fate and bullets work.

[yermom]

how romantic