The Lion King came out in 1994, right?

[Rhino]

Then why the **** do people in my office find ****ing cartoon characters on YouTube dancing and singing to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" so ****ing hilarious and amazing? Why does it entertain them so ****ing much? Why must they play it over and ****ing over?

I had to leave my ****ing office and walk down the ****ing hall because that ****ing annoying song was blaring in my ****ing ears.

It all started when the new lady brought some dancing toy singing, no - blaring, that ****ing song. It's like show-n-tell every ****ing day with that lady. She brings trinket after ****ing trinket to work every day to amaze and wow us with her ****ty junk when none of us could give a flying ****.

Where's the Advil?

[Rhino]

****ing hell, I hate texas.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'....****ty junk...'.

Heh.

Oh, and that , yo....

[crawfish]

I prefer the hula clip, myself.

[JohnnyMack]

You should hang a machete on your door. Maybe they'd get the hint.

[Beef]

This thread needs more ****ing cussing. And strippers.

[yermom]

that goes for about anything

[BeetDigger]

This thread needs more ****ing cussing. And strippers.

**** yeah!

[jk the sooner fan]

you know, if you find that the lion king gets to you that much, you need to walk away from the lion king for awhile

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And that lady needs to walk away from ****ty junk for a while...



That's just cracking me up, Rhino...

[LilSooner]

Is she anything like the great suran wrap debacle of 2006 lady? 'Cause if so that would be awesome.


My poor Rhino he should just take a half day and come hang out with me.

[Howzit]

HAKUNA MATITTAY, RHINO!!!

[Soonrboy]

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? They calllllll meeeee MR. PIG...
that's funny **** right there.

[Tear Down This Wall]

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/undersea.htm

[NormanPride]

I would like to ban this thread for naughty language. Melo might stumble on this thread and read something dirty.


Emperor's New Groove >>> Lion King, anyway

[Rhino]

I fully expect our band to play this song this weekend, just to ****ing **** me off.

[SoonerObsession]

"Coorperate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking...JUST a moment"

"Coorperate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking...JUST a moment"

"Coorperate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking...JUST a moment"

"Coorperate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking...JUST a moment"

[Czar Soonerov]

What you need is a problem-free philosophy.















Hakuna Matata!

[TopDawg]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for Rhino, I have one. He'd like ****ty junk lady, his co-worker, right here tonight. He wants her brought from her happy ****ty junk slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other annoying ****ty junk people and he wants her brought right here, with a big ribbon on her head, and he wants to look her straight in the eye and he wants to tell her what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****ty junk she is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

[TopDawg]

And, yes, it was 1994.