Mack Brown...

**Flagstaffsooner** · 10/1/2006, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by SoonerBorn68

...dutch ovens his wife then giggles hysterically.

I've been known to do that.

**Rogue** · 10/1/2006, 08:21 AM

's nickname is "the whiner" by those closest to him.

**stoops the eternal pimp** · 10/1/2006, 08:23 AM

walks around in the summer time saying "what about this heat"

**DrZaius** · 10/1/2006, 08:30 AM

is the star of MANY scat films

**DrZaius** · 10/1/2006, 08:31 AM

was a fluffer in high school drama

**mrowl** · 10/1/2006, 08:37 AM

didn't donate his spleen to Chrissy...

he gave it to Vince.

**AlbqSooner** · 10/1/2006, 08:49 AM

Offered to donate one cajone to Bevo

**ClintonSooner** · 10/1/2006, 09:13 AM

...but they couldnt even find one.

**Tailwind** · 10/1/2006, 11:16 AM

They forgot to check his mouth.

**sooneron** · 10/1/2006, 11:22 AM

...has the petite filet- well done!

**DrZaius** · 10/1/2006, 11:37 AM

is not even close to gellin

**ClintonSooner** · 10/1/2006, 11:38 AM

...'s car tag is #1D-BAG

and on his miata <3VY4EVA

**stoops the eternal pimp** · 10/1/2006, 11:42 AM

thought brokeback mountain was based on his life

**TheUnnamedSooner** · 10/1/2006, 11:45 AM

uses scenes from brokeback to get his team "pumped up"

**limey_sooner** · 10/1/2006, 11:51 AM

thinks donald rumsfeld is a very sexy man

**Rogue** · 10/1/2006, 12:18 PM

is mean to children and animals.

**birddog** · 10/1/2006, 12:21 PM

...is in the market for a used van.

**OKMAGIC** · 10/1/2006, 12:23 PM

...drinks beer through a straw so he'll get "drunker, quicker".

**OKMAGIC** · 10/1/2006, 12:24 PM

...smells his pits then grins his "yellowish" grin...

**Rogue** · 10/1/2006, 02:32 PM

doesn't wash his hand before returning to "work".

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