Top 5 reasons why making whoopi is good

[Crimson_Balls]

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

[SeattleOUstudent]

Yay for her parents....

[Okla-homey]

In the interest of full disclosure...it can be bad too:

1) Makes babies for people who have absolutely no business procreating

2) Its relative lack and/or contextual substance is the source of much marital discord.

3) The desire for sex among adolescent males has been directly responsible for some of the most absurd and egregious afronts to reason ever perpetrated by a human.

4) Sex spreads disease.

5) The worldwide monopoly of the poo-nanny possessed by people who lack a Y chromosome is unjust and the source of great sorrow the world over.

[crawfish]

6) My right arm is sculpted.

[Crimson_Balls]

In the interest of full disclosure...it can be bad too:

1) Makes babies for people who have absolutely no business procreating

2) Its relative lack and/or contextual substance is the source of much marital discord.

3) The desire for sex among adolescent males has been directly responsible for some of the most absurd and agregious afronts to reason ever perpetrated by a human.

4) Sex spreads disease.

5) The worldwide monopoly of the poo-nanny possessed by people who lack a Y chromosome is unjust and the source of great sorrow the world over.

Homey, I didn't expect you to be the glass-is-half-empty guy.

I do agree with #1

[Okla-homey]

Homey, I didn't expect you to be the glass-is-half-empty guy.

I do agree with #1

No, I am generally a big fan of sex. However, like many gifts from the Creator, it can be used as a force for bad and/or a weapon of awesome power.

[King Crimson]

crimson balls burns about 15 calories.....

[Pricetag]

crimson balls burns about 15 calories.....

Heh, I was waiting for someone to bust something like this out.

[BeetDigger]

6) My right arm is sculpted.

My first question was "do these apply when you don't have a partner".

[Crimson_Balls]

Do inflatable dolls count??

[BeetDigger]

Do inflatable dolls count??

It's your list.

[Crimson_Balls]

It's your list.

Oh yeah. Um.... I stole it from an unknown source.