I have a coworker who says "beep beep" like the Roadrunner instead of saying hello when he walks by my office or sees me in the hallway. I've noticed he does it when he walks by other offices too. He kinda pokes his head in the doorway, does a real quick "BeepBeep" and waves then leaves.
Hmmmm
Drop an anvil on his head.
Thats better than "Honk Honk" and grabbing his genitals. Be happy with what you have.
Is it this guy? NSFW language
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hb1vq9QkgGU
If there was a Beep-Beep guy at my office, someone would go Sirhan-Sirhan on him.
Put a huge pile of bird seed in the hallway with a sign on top which reads, "Free bird seed" and see what he does. That should give you ample time to try the next acme item you purchased on him.
I'm baaaack!!!!
He wants to secks you.
It's him editing himself while he is telling all of you "**** off, dip ****"...
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Here ya go!
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Get some of this and
Do this first!
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
People call me interesting
Actually, we say "****ed up, WAY ****ed up" but I can see how you could interperet that as "interesting."
Who is we? Are you talking to the voices in your head again Dean. I need to talk to your wife about giving you your medsActually, we say "****ed up, WAY ****ed up" but I can see how you could interperet that as "interesting."
There's this wierd secretary across the hall from me. She's about 50, never married, prolly never dated. Lives with her Mom and she's a pop-culture buff. She's the only one that ever gets my movie references. When Napoleon D was popular we used to bow to each other and say "sinsei".
It was so random and people who would visit my office were sorta wierded out by it.
Then there's the 40ish year old ladies that think they're ****s and dress like they are 15.
This is what camera phones are for.
TIA!
"nice effin model!"
"honk honk!"
LMFAO!!! Major Spek
"nice effin model!"
"honk honk!"
Keaton's Best role eva...lol
I usually just poke my head into peoples' offices and say, "Just want you both to know, we're all counting on you."
When I worked in Texas, there was a lady that had been at our place of employment for over 30 years. Nice lady, but she would say the following phrase out loud, "raddle, raddle, raddle." Just kept saying it out of the blue. Didn't know what it meant. Her and her husband also spent their nights at home watching The Weather Channel.
Another lady I worked with down there had been there for years also but one of our bosses verbally and incompetently scarred her for life and she hated to go to work and would publicly complain about it. Also didn't help matters one day when her house burned down; she was a wack-job before but she was totally frazzled after that.
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