I wonder if he's shot aggy yet...
I wonder if he's shot aggy yet...
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
I wish Dean had internet at home so we'd know about the aggie and his
unfortunate encounter with Dan's fist.
There's only one................
There's only one................
There's only one................
Crimson and Cream Dean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 Corinthians 1:18---For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
There can be only one!
Sorry, it just slipped out.
... that's not food.
Dammit, we need a DEAN for Sheriff 2006 bumper sticker fark like now.
my church sucksOriginally Posted by C&CDean
Do they have internet in the Cleveland County Jail?Originally Posted by Oldnslo
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
I just heard on my scanner that a man has been found tied naked to a tree in Cleveland County. said he was unconscious but had a smile on his face.
So, you gonna untie Dean or not?Originally Posted by picasso
Anticlimactic.
Dude was already on the road in his semi when I got there. But it ain't over. The more I think about it, the more ****ed off I get. A couple weeks ago I shot a coyote in that pasture - who was eating on a little spotted fawn carcass. The fawn was too far gone to determine whether he was shot or not - but having an admitted "yearling killer" around pretty much seals it for me that he was shot. Seriously, WTF is wrong with somebody who will shoot a spotted fawn from the road and just leave it? I've gotta wonder what's going on in his head. Is it sport? Does he beat off while doing it? I mean WTF???
There is some encouraging news to report. I'm working with the Oklahoma Dept. of Wildlife. I'm volunteering my bottom pasture for a deer decoy. For $5 a head, I'll let you hide and watch them bust those toothless **********s who poach deer from the road. And if you're really lucky, you'll get to see what a 7mm mag will do to a car/truck tire too.
Originally Posted by C&CDean
In. I will pay you twenty if you let me bring my 300 win mag
IN! I hate poachers with every fiber of my being.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Can I bring my 06 to help?
I wonder what would happen to a bald Olds Cutlass tire when it got hit simultaneously with a .300, 7mm, and 30.06 round?
Bet it'd go pop.
I bet Homey has some claymores laying around his house.
IN!Originally Posted by C&CDean
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
I bet it would.Originally Posted by C&CDean
btw, have you every watched one of those OWD videos using the the deer decoy while catching those road hunters. Now that's some funny ***t .... Those Jacka**es would shoot from the truck 2,3 maybe 4 times before realizing it was a decoy and by then they knew they were screwed.
one of my old golfing buddies (he died last December of cancer ) was a game warden up here. a few years ago they had setup a dear decoy in a field to catch poachers. he and several other officers had also staked the joint out.Originally Posted by C&CDean
well one evening at dusk a truck pulls up and stops for a minute, then leaves.
it comes back and sits there for about 10 minutes. My buddy had a view where he could only see the truck and not the decoy.
sure enought the truck leaves and they go investigate to find the decoy also gone!
he was ****ed.
WEBCAM!!Originally Posted by C&CDean
Well, crap.
From what it sounds like, lots of meth is going through his mind. Perhaps that should be replaced by your fist.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Originally Posted by badger