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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Cleveland? I'm in the little SE corner of Cleveland county. Across the river south is McClain, a couple miles east is Pott.

    You should run for Sheriff. Is he up for re-election this November?
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Dean would be like that Sheriff in Arizona. "Put your pansy pink on and grab a shovel. Its work time".

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    Re: My aggie morning

    is there gonna be any zebra butt secks in this story or not.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    I think pig ***** is pork. Dunno.


    Hey, Deano, don't get buckshot all up in yo' ***.
    I got a bad mustache
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    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    Re: My aggie morning

    The celebrity that Dean reminds me the most of is Clifton James, the guy who played Sheriff JW Pepper in the 007 movies "Live and Let Die" and "The Man with the Golden Gun".

    Those of you who know who I'm talking about, will understand.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    mdklatt is one of them atheests.

    I ain't been to sunday school since I was maybe 12 or so, but they've got it for big people too. Hell man, they got it for diaper wearing, dementia havin', blue-veined, waxy-skinned old folk too. Sunny school, it ain't just for childrens no more.
    IN!........I think.......maybe......what?

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    The celebrity that Dean reminds me the most of is Clifton James, the guy who played Sheriff JW Pepper in the 007 movies "Live and Let Die" and "The Man with the Golden Gun".

    Those of you who know who I'm talking about, will understand.
    I guess you're feeling like some time off?

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    OMG...I wanna go.

    No, really...I really wanna go...
    Meet me in the LWM parking lot. We can ride over there together. I'll bring the Natty and the tube tops.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I guess you're feeling like some time off?
    Good grief, dude, you don't know a compliment when you read one, do ya?

    Clifton James is practically an American icon!

    Now if I'da said Buford T. Justice, I'd have been asking for it.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    He was just trying to get you back for stealing his puppies.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    Good grief, dude, you don't know a compliment when you read one, do ya?

    Clifton James is practically an American icon!

    Now if I'da said Buford T. Justice, I'd have been asking for it.
    I'm pretty sure the Buford T. Justice sheriff was cloned from Clifton James' movie roles. Fat, sweaty, greasy dude. I may be fat, but I ain't sweaty or greasy, and there is a certain amount of muscle mass buried somewhere in my lard. And I'm a handsome muh****ah. That dude is fugly.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    He's obviously trying to suck up to you, Dean.

    Well, crap.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Well, crap.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    He's obviously trying to suck up to you, Dean.

    ZULLULOWND!!
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I'm pretty sure the Buford T. Justice sheriff was cloned from Clifton James' movie roles. Fat, sweaty, greasy dude. I may be fat, but I ain't sweaty or greasy, and there is a certain amount of muscle mass buried somewhere in my lard. And I'm a handsome muh****ah. That dude is fugly.
    You ain't fat......btw, were you selling tickets on the corner of Jenkins/Boyd saturday around 3:15? Deb and I may have walked right by you but I wasn't sure it was you.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    You ain't fat......btw, were you selling tickets on the corner of Jenkins/Boyd saturday around 3:15? Deb and I may have walked right by you but I wasn't sure it was you.
    tweren't me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    tweren't me.
    Whew, glad we didn't say hi.......we'll come to one of the tailgates soon.

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    Seems I spoke too soon about the sheriffs.

    They seriously should abolish the sheriff system. At least in McClain. they don't do a freaking thing.

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    I can not wait to hear what happens when Dean gets there.

    This is better than anything on TV.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    [R. Dean Kelly] Now I get my guuuunnn![/R. Dean Kelly]

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