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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    Man - the country is interesting. Nothing ever happens in the city.
    Yep. This is another reason why I don't live in the country - fewer gun-toting wackos in the hood.
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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
    Yep. This is another reason why I don't live in the country - fewer gun-toting wackos in the hood.
    Dean said he didn't have his guns........oh, the poacher. Gotcha.

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    The plot thickens.......

    My boy calls me a while ago. Seems dude evaded the sheriffs. He went by the Conoco and saw about 5 sheriff cars, pulled in and asked them if they caught him, and they said "nah." They were all stuffing their faces with eggs and bacon. On the bright side, it wasn't donuts.

    My boy then went back up where dude was, and here he comes driving outta the woods. No OSU hat, different clothes, etc. As he passes, my boy recognizes him. He calls me and says "dude was sitting two rows in front of you at church Sunday." I don't darken the doorway of the church house too often, so I really didn't pay attention to who was sitting around me. Then my boy starts telling me that dude's wife is in his Sunday School class, and is always asking the rest of the class to pray for him. Guess he's a trucker, a alcoholic, a druggie, and beats hell outta her on a regular basis. Anyhow, now I know where dude lives.

    So, this afternoon we're gonna be having a little talk. After I swing by the crib and visit the arms room. Well unless the sheriffs have finished grubbing out and maybe even looked up his license # and visited him first.

    Whatever comes out of it, after this afternoon, I pretty much doubt dude will be poaching my front pasture any more. Oh yeah, pray for him.

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    Should we start the collection now for Dean's bail?
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    The plot thickens.......

    Then my boy starts telling me that dude's wife is in his Sunday School class, and is always asking the rest of the class to pray for him.
    Was hawtness mentioned? And this thread is worthless w/o pics.
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    They'll never take Dean alive.

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    For some reason, I want to join Dean for this trip.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    FIELD TRIP!
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Then my boy starts telling me that dude's wife is in his Sunday School class, and is always asking the rest of the class to pray for him. Guess he's...a alcoholic, a druggie, and beats hell outta her on a regular basis.

    And worst of all he's an oSu fan. Even God can't fix that.


    P.S. How young is his wife that she's in Sunday school??
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    Re: My aggie morning

    Dean doesn't realize sheep season is year round.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by jaux
    Could be an ambush; got back up? automatic weapons?
    Is pig's ***** pork?

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Is pig's ***** pork?
    Guess that's a yes....

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Somebody go tape this meeting and we'll sell it to TV. Title it "Life on the MuFuggin Ranch."
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    OMG...I wanna go.

    No, really...I really wanna go...
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    OMG...I wanna go.

    No, really...I really wanna go...
    Me to.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    And worst of all he's an oSu fan. Even God can't fix that.


    P.S. How young is his wife that she's in Sunday school??
    dude, it applies to even old people. it's group/classes that meet before the service.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    The sheriff in that county seems to have things well under control. Eating wise that is.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    mdklatt is one of them atheests.

    I ain't been to sunday school since I was maybe 12 or so, but they've got it for big people too. Hell man, they got it for diaper wearing, dementia havin', blue-veined, waxy-skinned old folk too. Sunny school, it ain't just for childrens no more.

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    Re: My aggie morning

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    The sheriff in that county seems to have things well under control. Eating wise that is.
    Cleveland? I'm in the little SE corner of Cleveland county. Across the river south is McClain, a couple miles east is Pott.

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    Hee hee...'pott'.

    I just think that's funny.
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