Originally Posted by C&CDean
You should run for Sheriff. Is he up for re-election this November?
Originally Posted by C&CDean
You should run for Sheriff. Is he up for re-election this November?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
Dean would be like that Sheriff in Arizona. "Put your pansy pink on and grab a shovel. Its work time".
is there gonna be any zebra butt secks in this story or not.
The celebrity that Dean reminds me the most of is Clifton James, the guy who played Sheriff JW Pepper in the 007 movies "Live and Let Die" and "The Man with the Golden Gun".
Those of you who know who I'm talking about, will understand.
IN!........I think.......maybe......what?Originally Posted by C&CDean
I guess you're feeling like some time off?Originally Posted by handcrafted
Meet me in the LWM parking lot. We can ride over there together. I'll bring the Natty and the tube tops.Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
Good grief, dude, you don't know a compliment when you read one, do ya?Originally Posted by C&CDean
Clifton James is practically an American icon!
Now if I'da said Buford T. Justice, I'd have been asking for it.
He was just trying to get you back for stealing his puppies.
I'm pretty sure the Buford T. Justice sheriff was cloned from Clifton James' movie roles. Fat, sweaty, greasy dude. I may be fat, but I ain't sweaty or greasy, and there is a certain amount of muscle mass buried somewhere in my lard. And I'm a handsome muh****ah. That dude is fugly.Originally Posted by handcrafted
He's obviously trying to suck up to you, Dean.
Well, crap.
Well, crap.
ZULLULOWND!!Originally Posted by BigRedJed
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
You ain't fat......btw, were you selling tickets on the corner of Jenkins/Boyd saturday around 3:15? Deb and I may have walked right by you but I wasn't sure it was you.Originally Posted by C&CDean
tweren't me.Originally Posted by IB4OU2
Whew, glad we didn't say hi.......we'll come to one of the tailgates soon.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Seems I spoke too soon about the sheriffs.
They seriously should abolish the sheriff system. At least in McClain. they don't do a freaking thing.
I can not wait to hear what happens when Dean gets there.
This is better than anything on TV.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
[R. Dean Kelly] Now I get my guuuunnn![/R. Dean Kelly]