Obesrvances from the State Fair

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

The further into the midway you go, the more hillbillies there are.

Carneys won't let you give them $10 to purchase the toys, you have to try to "win" them.

The Brown's Fried Cheese/Strawberry Crepe/Lemonade stand won a Cleanliness award in Illinois and you can tell from the outside.

I miss the old root beer stands. That new root beer is sub par.

You aren't required to have teeth to work the space needle.

The dudes working the Rhino Linings booth couldn't wait for Jimminy to get there so they could attack him with their beaver.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

And evidently, going to the State Fair makes it impossible for me to spell correctly.

[StoopTroup]

How's Bobo?

[VeeJay]

you said beaver

[Widescreen]

Step right up and win some crap!

[Okla-homey]

The real state fair is in Tulsa.

just saying.

[Jerk]

My step daughter says there were hardly any freaks at the show this year.

Heck, that's why I used to go - to look at the toothless inbreds.

[Newbomb Turk]

The real state fair is in Tulsa.

just saying.

right - and osu is The University of Oklahoma.

[BoogercountySooner]

Is that you at a young age in your Avatar SBSB?

[SoonerBorn68]

How's Bobo?

High & Dry!

...need a ball player.

[12]

There is NOTHING worse than an ethical carney.

[mdklatt]

My step daughter says there were hardly any freaks at the show this year.

They still have a freak show?

Heck, that's why I used to go - to look at the toothless inbreds.

Just pay admission and you can see all the toothless inbreds you want.

[GottaHavePride]

How's Bobo?

See, when people say "bobo" now, I think of this:

[proud gonzo]

See, when people say "bobo" now, I think of this:

I love that movie!

[UNSeeN_]

I haven't been to the state fair in some years. Though I vaguely remember what I ate or what I did, i remember one thing. The people. Where do they come from? I sit up here and talk about the freaks coming out at night, the trailor park folks, the white trash, the gang bangers, etc. Then I have to think "wait, i'm here too. am I one of THEM? Do people look at me and tell jokes the rest of the night to their friends about me?" I hope so. It gives me a reason to wear cut off shorts and a trucker hat with mullet already attached. Let's make some noise for the state fair!!

[yermom]

See, when people say "bobo" now, I think of this:

now?

[Taxman71]

Words of advice: Get to the fair by 9:00 a.m. and leave by 2:00 p.m.