Finally, I've Got A Neighbor Story

[SoonerBorn68]

...and, here's the warning--If you have a problem with "adult toys" move on...this thread is not for you.

There's a guy who lived about 5 lots down that is a monk...honestly, he's got the haircut & wears the robes. I always thought he was kind of a nut, but hey, to each his own. The other night, at his house, was an ambulance, a fire truck, & mulitiple police cars. The dude had got an "adult toy" stuck in a private area & couldn't get it out. He had tried to drive himself to the emergency room but passed out on the front lawn. A kid found him & the police were called. The paramedics put a smelling salt under his nose & when he started coughing the "adult toy" shot out!

They took him to the hosipital for a couple of hours & he had moved out before dawn.

[Blue]

"You aint ever gonna believe this doc..."

"Room 4, Tyler..."

[proud gonzo]

oh wow.

LOL

[colleyvillesooner]

That's awesome.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

What kind of toy was it?

[usmc-sooner]

What kind of toy was it?

how many can there be

[Ike]

as soon as I saw the title of this thread, I knew it couldn't be good....



nobody ever tells good neighbor stories.

[OCUDad]

So THIS is what they mean by "monkey love"?

[Howzit]

You live by picasso?

[Taxman71]

It was a million to one shot doc, million to one.

[Howzit]

He'll probably tell everyone how he hit a one in hole.

[Sooner in Tampa]

What kind of toy was it?

It matters???

[Sooner in Tampa]

There's a guy who lived about 5 lots down that is a monk...honestly, he's got the haircut & wears the robes. I always thought he was kind of a nut, but hey, to each his own. The other night, at his house, was an ambulance, a fire truck, & mulitiple police cars. The dude had got an "adult toy" stuck in a private area & couldn't get it out. He had tried to drive himself to the emergency room but passed out on the front lawn. A kid found him & the police were called. The paramedics put a smelling salt under his nose & when he started coughing the "adult toy" shot out!

They took him to the hosipital for a couple of hours & he had moved out before dawn.

Haven't you hear that new song??

"It's hard out here for a monk ???"

[crawfish]

You sure he wasn't a druid?

[sanantoniosooner]

Does the vow of celebacy include anything about kinky stuff?

[GottaHavePride]

So I said to Walter, "dude, why are you buying ANOTHER cat? You're just going to get it stuck up your *** again." And he said "Well, how else am I supposed to get the hamster out?"

[VeeJay]

It's State Fair time in many places. Many State Fairs have Liar's contests.

I remember a contest winner in my native Mississippi once told a tale of chinch bugs that had taken over and formed a circle around his house. Chinch bugs in their huge numbers have been known to alter their surroundingss with their burrowings and shifting of the soil.

This liar said he had left town for a few weeks and when he returned home, his house was facing west where, previously, it faced east.

At any rate, the monk story is good for a laugh.

Is there a newspaper link? There should be!

[Chuck Bao]

Smelling salt? Okay, I'll try that next time.

[GDC]

One time my neighbor was working on his truck and he had to drain the fuel lines, so he had a small open container of gas sitting by where he was working. His dog came over and unknown to my neighbor drank some of it. The dog took off and ran around the house a few times, and then just fell over.

[KsSooner]

yep, it ran out of gas.