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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    This is terrible BUT...

    I bet if anyone had predicted this poor kid would someday be smooshed by a bowling pinsetter, he would have told them they were nuts.

    OKC man crushed to death by bowling pin machine
    By Wire Reports
    9/15/2006

    MOORE -- An Oklahoma City man who was trying to remove a jammed bowling pin died after becoming trapped in the machine, police said.

    Toby Lee Williams, 20, was crushed to death Wednesday night while trying to repair a machine at AMF Moore Lanes.

    A manager heard Williams scream and immediately cut the machine's power, Sgt. Todd Strickland said.

    Emergency responders had to pry open the machine manually to free Williams, Strickland said. Williams was pronounced dead shortly after his arrival at Norman Regional Hospital.

    Williams had worked at the bowling alley for two years, Strickland said.

    State Medical Examiner Kevin Rowland said Williams died of traumatic asphyxia, which occurred when his breathing and blood flow were constricted as the machine compressed his neck and chest.

    Calls to AMF's corporate offices were not answered.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Miko's Avatar
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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Quote Originally Posted by jaux
    Spare me the details

    Ughh. Strike that from the record, you turkey!
    "When the Sooners come to town, hide your women and your whiskey. Winning is not enough for them."--USA Today, 1988

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Ed; That's no way for a man to die.
    Frank: Ehhh, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Split him wide open.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    Split him wide open.
    Is this a bad pun? It sounds like a bad pun.

    I'm going to have to discuss this with the 'others' and get back to you.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    I wonder if they'll ROLL 'im out on the surrey with the fringe on top.

    Bless his dadgum heart.

    There was a story from the OKC south side several years ago... a 30-ish woman had a bat-fock crazy episode and ran out of her apartment NAKED carrying a screwdriver and a knife. A gentleman in his late 70s was sitting on a bench in the common area of the apartment complex. The nude woman ran by, paused, turned around and plunged the screwdriver into the guy's chest; rendering him needless of further oxygen.

    What do you think that old guy's last thoughts were?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mjcpr's Avatar
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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    The funeral home has visitation from 7-10.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    The funeral home has visitation from 7-10.
    The burial will be at 3:00...They thought that was the perfect time...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Quote Originally Posted by Osce0la
    The burial will be at 3:00...They thought that was the perfect time...
    You people are sick, sick, sick. I like that in a person.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Man, that guy was way out of his league!

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    So the guy was PINned?

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    In breaking news, the pinsetting machine says it isn't his fault claiming "I was FRAMED!!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    you people need to get your minds out of the gutter
    In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    ...if the SHOE fits...

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    If he had lived, I bet he wouldn't have the balls to do that again...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    BEER FRAME!!

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    You know, for a sport populated with fat guys and beer there just aren't that many jokes about it.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    Well, not that many GOOD jokes about it.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    That's because we took all of them and hid them in this thread...












    ok, well...maybe not
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: This is terrible BUT...

    nm
    Last edited by Flagstaffsooner; 9/15/2006 at 03:14 PM.
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