Besides his obvious need for a psychiatrist, do I really have to take care of him?
Besides his obvious need for a psychiatrist, do I really have to take care of him?
no... and, no.
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
Yesterday, Czar was stopped at a red light when a little girl about six years old in the next car gave him a "hookem." He said he flipped her off.
Okay, that last part was a writer's embellishment. He said he gave her a horns down. But it's a shame people ain't teachin' they kids no manners no more.
Bring in the BIG needle.
Rip the hat from his head and tell him "Thanks we was out of Toilet paper".
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
I'm sorry lady, but he only has a few days to live.
"MOOOON RIVERRR"
Remove his tonsils while doing a colonoscopy.
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
A Barium enema seems to be in order...
and charge him triple!!!
Tell him you'll make him strong like Bevo... then cut off his testicles.
Apollo Beach Sooner
After you have done your evaluation, tell him you conclude that his brain is shrinking, you've seen it many times before and it has always occured in kids wearing UT hats.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
I don't think he's planning on doing the kid.Originally Posted by jaux
This MIGHT WORK. Might actually get him to stop wearing that stupid mark of ignorance.
I assume the cooties angle has already been played...
If he has a skin rash, tell him it's his uterus cap and prescribe an OU cap for the next 12 weeks.
I haven't seen any Texas gear all week, it's been nice. The bandwagon is filling up with Ohio State and Notre Dame fans it seems.
Just remember your Hypocritical Oath and treat him for several diseases he does not have, charging his parents out the wazoo for it.
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words?
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
Huh?Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words?
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