The two schmucks in the Sonic commercials.
And while we're at it, the entire ad agency that is responsible for that crap needs to be napalmed.
The two schmucks in the Sonic commercials.
And while we're at it, the entire ad agency that is responsible for that crap needs to be napalmed.
Every time I see that commercial, I want to sneak up and weld their doors shut while they yammer pointlessly about their shakes and tots, then dump lighter fluid all over the car and light it, dancing a happy jig to the beautiful music of their screams of suffering.
But that's just me.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
dear god i hate those commercials with a power that could fuel the suns of a thousand galaxies.
In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
The guys are 1,000 times better than the couple.
I laugh sometimes
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
I am glad other people feel the same way. I thought I was the only one who thought they were annoying....PLEASE SONIC!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
Originally Posted by bri
Sounds to me like the commercials are doing their job. And I kinda enjoy them. Of course I ain't planted in front of a TV 24/7 like some of y'all, so I only see them once in a blue moon.
And they beat any/all car dealership, furniture store, and Wava commercials all to hell.
Every time I see their commercials, I imagine that I am Joe Pesci in Goodfellas sitting in the backseat holding an icepick.
they're both from a comedy outfit in Chicago. not sure if it's 2nd city or not.
and for the record, I think the dude on the left is funny.
and you know you eat Sonic.
I loves me the Scronic breakfast burrito.
Those two need to go swimming with Steve Irwin however.
whorns, televangelists, and Sean Paul
Thanks g.
This thread isn't just about the two closet cases from Sonic, it's about everyone who needs to be jerked outta the gene pool.
Welcome, and I meant to include oil execs and Al-quaeda in that.
James Blunt (and yes I know he is all the rage with the ladies), Linda Soundtrack, the stupid Fowler guy, numerous pols (too many to name)
Metaphors be with you!
Why do you hate Miss Piggy?
Yes, I do. Which is why I hate these commericals SO much. I'm like, "THIS is how you repay me, motherf*ckers?!?"
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
I kind of like em.
What I can't stand is the commercial cliche where a sequence of 10 people will complete a sentence each saying a word or two. Army Commerical: I am, I am I AM, an American soldier.
Nike Comercial: I am, I am, I am, Michael Jordan, I am Michael Jordan, I AM Michael Jordan (last one will be an old white lady or something to show that any one can "be like Mike" if they wear Mike). Michael Jordan may then be shown raising an eyebrow and half smiling (does that man acutally speak?)
Nike II: Same as above but subsitiute Tiger Woods. I am, I AM, Tiger Woods.
"Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
Penn Jillette
The ******* at the networks that decided that a good way to get us to watch more commercials was to turn up the volume 1000%. DIE DIE DIE DIE.
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Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
My TV compensates for sudden increases in volume. It's awesome.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
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