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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    Woman:

    Woe, man.

    Whoaaaaaaa man.

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    Re: Woman:

    VK is Bill Cosby?




    I guess it makes sense.

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    Re: Woman:

    Nah, Mike Myers.
    La ola es mía.

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    Re: Woman:

    Rose!

    Jailbird!

    Happy in her cage...

    No longer full of rage...

    She roosts.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Woman:

    oh man, this is great. i love that.

    something like

    "she was a beat, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat!"

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    Re: Woman:

    Evidently, I have a pickle up my a$$.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Woman:

    Unknow...ing.
    Untrust...ing.

    Unlove...ed.

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    Re: Woman:

    Quote Originally Posted by skycat
    VK is Bill Cosby?




    I guess it makes sense.
    I'm a hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

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    Re: Woman:

    Josie and those hot *****cats...

    They make me horny

    Saturday morny...
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Woman:

    "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a firefighter going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart.

    I am lonely.

    It's really hard.

    This poem... sucks.

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    Re: Woman:

    Girls of cartoons

    Won't leave me in ruins...

    I want to be Betty's Barney.

    Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing...

    ... called love.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Woman:

    [Kim Jong Il]

    I am ronry.

    It's rearry hard.

    This poem... sucks.[/Kim Jong Il]

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    Re: Woman:

    Quote Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
    :MAD:

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    Re: Woman:

    I'm afraid VK will k...leave me.

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    Re: Woman:

    Away you go with your mother...

    Why don't you try one of her bras on, wee girl?

    Flaunt away, you fairy!
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Woman:

    HARD HEARTED HARBINGER OF HAGGUS.

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    Re: Woman:

    You girls hush-up and finish up those dishes!

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    Re: Woman:

    wtf
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Woman:

    My wife and I went to see that movie on our first "blind" date.

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