So I'm having a physical today

[Widescreen]

Haven't had one in like 20 years so I don't even remember what the doctor does. I don't think I'll be getting Dr. Jellyfinger because my insurance won't pay it until I'm 45. But what other pleasures should I look forward to?

[mrowl]

cough, cough....

[Widescreen]

Oh yeah.

I'm hoping OUDoc will chime in cuz I'm sure he does this kind of thing a lot.

[crawfish]

Mooon river...

[OhU1]

Just make sure that if you have your prostate checked that the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoulders during the exam.

[1stTimeCaller]

[Taxman71]

Just pray that it doesn't move during the cough, cough part.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Just pray that it doesn't move during the cough, cough part.

...unless the Dr. is a naughty little minx!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Just make sure that if you have your prostate checked that the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoulders during the exam.

lol, u stole my line

[Taxman71]

...unless the Dr. is a naughty little minx!

When I find that doctor, I am getting monthly checkups. That way, instead of using my own money at the tittay bar, my health insurance company can foot the bill for me getting some personal contact.

[Jimminy Crimson]

When I find that doctor, I am getting monthly checkups. That way, instead of using my own money at the tittay bar, my health insurance company can foot the bill for me getting some personal contact.

I know a few who are still in medical school. I'm a big fan of their checkups!

[OUDoc]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.

That's not what you told me.

[BoogercountySooner]

Have you had unprotected sex or gay sex? They may want to do a little extra checking if you have!

[Widescreen]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.

I'm 38.

Prostate Exam: Negative.
EKG: Check
Heart: Check
Lungs: Check
Thyroid: Check
Ears/Ears/Mouth: Check
Draw blood: Check
Turn Head & Cough: Check

Doc was really surprised about my 70 lb weight loss. Said I had added several years to my life.

[SicEmBaylor]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.

[NormanPride]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.

I hear thinking you're fine causes cancer.

[OCUDad]

I hear thinking you're fine causes cancer.

Look on the bright side. At least he can rule out brain cancer and testicular cancer.

[OUDoc]

That's not what you told me.

You gots bewbs. Changes the whole exam process.

[royalfan5]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.

aren't you diabetic or am I thinking of someone else?