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    The ants

    are not making their way to the half pound of sugar I placed in Other Guy's office.

    What can I do that would speed them up to finding sugarland?
    one day

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    Re: The ants

    syrup trail.

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    Re: The ants

    How about singing the "Ants go marching 1 by 1" song at the top of your lungs?

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    Re: The ants

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    syrup trail.
    or honey.

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    Re: The ants

    patience

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    Re: The ants

    Just scoop a couple ants up and drop them in the pile. After they figure out they're in Sugarland, they'll high-tail it back to the nest and tell all the others and it will be game on.
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    Re: The ants

    that was my next suggestion

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    Re: The ants

    GAME ON!!

    Thanks Homey, and yermom, kinda
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    Re: The ants

    When I put rotten fruit in the gecko cages it takes the ants about three seconds to find it.

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    Re: The ants

    Tape an open can of sardines under his desk too.

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