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    Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    DAAYYYUM, there were more gay jokes thrown around there than at a Janet Reno fan club.
    Speaking of which, who knew Sulu was gay????

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Not I. But he was pretty open about it last night.

    Lisa Lamporelli was freakin' hilarious. She's my favorite comedian right now.

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    when are Andy Dick's 15 minutes going to be up?
    one day

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Takai was on Howard Stern for a month or so earlier this year and his gayness was a running joke.
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Quote Originally Posted by BudSooner
    who knew Sulu was gay????
    Old news...
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    when are Andy Dick's 15 minutes going to be up?
    Those were fifteen minutes he never really earned. He's not funny.

    Well, not funny ha-ha (but funny queer).

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term "fire the photon torpedo at uranus"
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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    I didn't think it was good as the other Comedy Central roasts, but maybe the formula is just getting worn.

    I give it 2 "Ehs."

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Nichelle Nichols being out in the sun and looking like a piece of fried chicken, that was pretty bad.

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    What did spock find in Kirks' toilet?

    Captains Log.

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Quote Originally Posted by homerSimpsonsBrain
    Gives a whole new meaning to the term "fire the photon torpedo at uranus"
    [Captain Kirk] I never EVAR said that on the show !! [/Kirk]
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Jeffrey Ross:

    "Andy Dick kissed my girlfriend's hand last year...40 minutes later she was dead."

    "Andy Dick's dream in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"

    Ross is awesome
    "Texas is no closer to being a strong, physical team than it was before Mack’s proclamation he wanted to out-SEC his Big 12 opponents. OU owned both lines of scrimmage and, well, everything else. Texas remains a finesse team."

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    Re: Anyone catch the William Shatner roast last night??

    Greg Giraldo had me lmao. I'm gonna have to catch a rerun of that thing.

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