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    Pump judge sentenced

    This just in from Bristow.

    One year and 10K for each offense. Four years consecutively and 40K. He'll prolly only do two years if he's good in prison.

    I wonder how the other cons will treat a former judge?
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    I hope they send him to OZ!

    I am sure he will join up with the Brotherhood and get a some anti-semitic tattoos on his face!

    Prison is a crazy place!
    Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."


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    will be a great tennis player when he gets out. his prison is different than ours.

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    I sentence you to a.....

    Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."


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    Quote Originally Posted by walkoffsooner
    will be a great tennis player when he gets out. his prison is different than ours.
    It'll be interesting to see where he goes. It'll be a state facility so at worst it will be a state-pound-u-in-a$$ prison. I bet it won't be Big Mac though. If he's lucky it will be Lexington.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    It'll be interesting to see where he goes. It'll be a state facility so at worst it will be a state-pound-u-in-a$$ prison. I bet it won't be Big Mac though. If he's lucky it will be Lexington.
    You don't think they will ship him out of state due to his prior employment? Surely they will have to keep him in some type of solitary for his protection won't they?
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    I would think the further away from Oklahoma he is the better . . . but who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    You don't think they will ship him out of state due to his prior employment? Surely they will have to keep him in some type of solitary for his protection won't they?
    I should think his lawyer would have ask for that. The the thing is, I can't imagine a former judge would be safe in any prison.
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    Assuming any request for out of state is denied, he will go to Lexington for starters. All sentenced inmates begin there for "reception and classification". After that they will have to decide what to do with him.

    The thing about prison is you dont have to be Bubba's biotch if you have a salable skill. I expect he will be writing a bunch of legal briefs that have no foundation in law so that TUSooner can be kept busy.

    Oh wait, TU is in the 5th Circuit.
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    He'll be done with his time in a hell of a lot less than 2 years, Holmes. Probably get one of the sentences done with on the bus trip down to Lexington.
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    Re: Pump judge sentenced

    So how long before he's pimpin' the pumps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner_Bob
    So how long before he's pimpin' the pumps?
    I was wondering if he was gonna get to take it with him , Ya know to help out whoever Makes him their bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    I was wondering if he was gonna get to take it with him , Ya know to help out whoever Makes him their bitch
    I think where he is going, ol' Maurice aint gonna care how much gerth judgey-boy is packin

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    Hard labor?
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    I think where he is going, ol' Maurice aint gonna care how much gerth judgey-boy is packin
    I was thinking more along the lines of Him careing about what Maurice is packing in !
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    Re: Pump judge sentenced

    Quote Originally Posted by AlbqSooner
    Assuming any request for out of state is denied, he will go to Lexington for starters. All sentenced inmates begin there for "reception and classification". After that they will have to decide what to do with him.

    The thing about prison is you dont have to be Bubba's biotch if you have a salable skill. I expect he will be writing a bunch of legal briefs that have no foundation in law so that TUSooner can be kept busy.

    Oh wait, TU is in the 5th Circuit.
    Too bad we won;t get his stuff. I bet Hizzoner's own pro se briefs would have some good bulletin board material.
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    Re: Pump judge sentenced

    I'd want to go to that Martha Stewart Prison...

    That place looked pretty nice...

    For a Prison...

    I could help the Girls with their reading programs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup
    I'd want to go to that Martha Stewart Prison...

    That place looked pretty nice...

    For a Prison...

    I could help the Girls with their reading programs.
    I dont want to go to any of the states Hiltons
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