Just got a weddin' invite that actually includes the following instructions:
"PLEASE NOTE: There is NO SMOKING on the church PREMISES! The church fine is $50!"
I think it says something about the expected guests that they felt the need to include that reminder. I'm kind of surprised they didn't warn people that there'd be no meth cookin' during the ceremony.
heh
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
sweet!
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
My mom went to a wedding once where they served homemade sandplum wine out of a clorox bottle, also they bride came down the isle ridding a shetland pony.
"Yea, and the shins of the wicked were smote."-Lil 22:18
and behold I looked in the sky, and saw a rider on a pale horse, the rider's name was death, and Lil Sooner followed after,....Revalations
Originally Posted by LilSooner
aka the typical Arkansas bachelor party
it don't say nuthin' bout dipping or chew though....so it'll be all right.
I taste terrific.
I went to one once and the groom rolled the bride down the aile in a wheelbarrow. I said what a bunch of hillbillys. Now he is chief engineer at Texas Instruments. Go figure.
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