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  1. 8/14/2006, 08:58 PM #1
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    4 years of driving and I finally see something

    I witnessed a Bravo Juliet today being performed on the Turnpike in a moving pick-up. I laughed so hard I almost had to pull over. I wish I could get into detail because there was something very funny about it, but alas, this is a family bbs. Let's just leave it at this: the girl could be a champene apple bobbler. Serious. I didn't know that someone could...nevermind.
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  2. 8/14/2006, 09:01 PM #2
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    God bless them, man. They're living the dream.
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  3. 8/14/2006, 09:01 PM #3
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Just be glad it wasnt 2 dudes
  4. 8/14/2006, 10:55 PM #4
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    I have one of the funniest stories ever about this.

    Let's just say that, 1) it happened to me, 2) broad daylight on Boyd street. 3) my girlfriend at the time. And 4) David Boren pulled up next to us at a stop light.

    Those are the bullet points. If you can't put the story together, then you're an idiot.

    ...or REALLY sexually repressed.

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  5. 8/15/2006, 12:46 AM #5
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    You had a threesome with David Boren!!!
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  6. 8/15/2006, 12:47 AM #6
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by the_ouskull
    I have one of the funniest stories ever about this.

    Let's just say that, 1) it happened to me, 2) broad daylight on Boyd street. 3) my girlfriend at the time. And 4) David Boren pulled up next to us at a stop light.

    Those are the bullet points. If you can't put the story together, then you're an idiot.

    ...or REALLY sexually repressed.

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  7. 8/15/2006, 01:28 AM #7
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    My buddy was cited for careless driving as a result of his gfs' desire to perform the Bravo Juliet.
  8. 8/15/2006, 01:38 AM #8
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    I saw it once at a movie theater.
  9. 8/15/2006, 01:48 AM #9
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    Wink Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I witnessed a Bravo Juliet today being performed on the Turnpike in a moving pick-up. I laughed so hard I almost had to pull over. I wish I could get into detail because there was something very funny about it, but alas, this is a family bbs. Let's just leave it at this: the girl could be a champene apple bobbler. Serious. I didn't know that someone could...nevermind.
    How many miles did you drive before seeing the money shot?

  10. 8/15/2006, 08:29 AM #10
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    I saw it once in a movie theater parking lot. I never thought I'd say I wish I did'nt see something like that, but my kids were with me.
  11. 8/15/2006, 08:40 AM #11
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Why don't people use the Rest Stops anymore?
  12. 8/15/2006, 09:16 AM #12
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Sorry man, but you should have kept your eyes on the ROAD.
    Sheesh!

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  13. 8/15/2006, 09:17 AM #13
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    were they drivin a Hummer Jerk?
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  14. 8/15/2006, 09:27 AM #14
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by BoogercountySooner
    were they drivin a Hummer Jerk?
    I always thought those were two distinctly different seckshul acts?
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  15. 8/15/2006, 10:47 AM #15
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    They were just looking to relive a fond memory of the two of them driving the MG down to the coast.


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  16. 8/15/2006, 12:47 PM #16
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    I saw it once at a Major League Baseball game in a bathroom
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  17. 8/15/2006, 01:42 PM #17
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    They were just looking to relive a fond memory of the two of them driving the Austin Healey down to the coast.


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  18. 8/15/2006, 01:46 PM #18
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I always thought those were two distinctly different seckshul acts?
    Not if you do it right.
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  19. 8/15/2006, 01:48 PM #19
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    I saw it once in a movie theater parking lot. I never thought I'd say I wish I did'nt see something like that, but my kids were with me.
    Sorry. We were just caught up in the moment.
    Well, crap.
  20. 8/15/2006, 01:48 PM #20
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    Re: 4 years of driving and I finally see something

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I witnessed a Bravo Juliet today being performed on the Turnpike in a moving pick-up. I laughed so hard I almost had to pull over. I wish I could get into detail because there was something very funny about it, but alas, this is a family bbs. Let's just leave it at this: the girl could be a champene apple bobbler. Serious. I didn't know that someone could...nevermind.
    Sorry. We were just caught up in the moment.
    Well, crap.
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