Just got back from talking to the law skool n00bs

[Okla-homey]

First year, day one. The big bugs in the administration asked me and a few others to come impart my considerable wisdom on how to be successful and well-adjusted during the first year. Many bright and happy faced new supplicants to become Satan's acolytes via the TU kollege of laws. I told 'em what to do, hopefully they'll follow through -- or quit and go to business school. I explained it's best not to troll SF.com during class -- although I did a time or two.

Note to Bri: Much hawtness present...and I told them to check out "The Buck" purely for your benefit. Because I'm a giver.

I did not tell them, "If Gilbert Don't make it, don't take it"

[royalfan5]

All the cool kids quit and go to business school.

[hurricane'bone]

First year, day one. The big bugs in the administration asked me and a few others to come impart my considerable wisdom on how to be successful and well-adjusted during the first year. Many bright and happy faced new supplicants to become Satan's acolytes via the TU kollege of laws. I told 'em what to do, hopefully they'll follow through -- or quit and go to business school. I explained it's best not to troll SF.com during class -- although I did a time or two.

Note to Bri: Much hawtness present...and I told them to check out "The Buck" purely for your benefit. Because I'm a giver.

I did not tell them, "If Gilbert Don't make it, don't take it"

And you all have already started?

[Okla-homey]

All the cool kids quit and go to agri-business school.

fixed it.

[royalfan5]

Well Agri-business school is a like an extra-special business school because we get to learn extra sweet skills.

[Okla-homey]

Well Agri-business school is a like an extra-special business school because we get to learn extra sweet skills.

You guys should have bumper stickers:

If you got food, thank an agri-businessman

[royalfan5]

You guys should have bumper stickers:

If you got food, thank an agri-businessman

That can be our next fundraiser. First we are going to sell Frank Solich passout pillows for car steering wheels.

With as many fat americans as there is, Agribusiness is going to be good for awhile.

[AlbqSooner]

I did not tell them, "If Gilbert Don't make it, don't take it"

I guess times have changed since I went to Law School.

[BoogercountySooner]

Homey said Kollege Heh Heh Heh!!!

[critical_phil]

With as many fat americans as there is, Agribusiness is going to be good for awhile.

did you genetically engineer an oreo tree?



please tell me you did.........

[royalfan5]

did you genetically engineer an oreo tree?



please tell me you did.........

Not yet, the Nutter Butter tree will be first, and if the U.S. ever loosens up, round-up ready pot. Then the oreo tree.

[ultimatesooner1]

Not yet, the Nutter Butter tree will be first, and if the U.S. ever loosens up, round-up ready pot. Then the oreo tree.

I'm so gonna be an agri businessman when this hits

[olevetonahill]

AGRI Buisnessman = sheep pimp ?

[TUSooner]

I can hear it....

Awright beyonces, listen up. Here's the secret to success in this hear lar skule dealio. First, go away and spend yourself a 20- or 30 year career in the Armed Forces of these United States of America, then you might be ready. That is all. Now get out.

[royalfan5]

AGRI Buisnessman = sheep pimp ?

I'm not going to Okie State. AGRI-Business=Grain Merchant.

[okienole3]

It is a nice feeling knowing that I don't have to go back to law school. Now all I need to worry about is whether or not I passed the bar.

[1stTimeCaller]

It is a nice feeling knowing that I don't have to go back to law school. Now all I need to worry about is whether or not I passed the bar.

Sugar's was probably the only bar I ever passed when I lived in Norman.

[okienole3]

Sugar's was probably the only bar I ever passed when I lived in Norman.

Wise choice my friend, wise choice.

[TexasLidig8r]

Homey: "Alright kids... Rule No. 1... whatever happens at law school, ... stays at law school."

Rule No. 2.. soonerfans.com... a nice respite from your boring routine.

Rule No. 3... Hadley v. Baxendale.. the case of the hairy hand... read it.. know it.. live it.

Rule No. 4... Sex up whoever you want knowing that in all probability, they will NOT be your life long partners.

Rule No. 5...Be nice to me.. one of you may be lucky enough to be my employee one day!"

[Okla-homey]

Rule No. 3... Hadley v. Baxendale.. the case of the hairy hand... read it.. know it.. live it.

What relevance could a 19th century English case involving consequential damages suffered by a mill owner possibly have to life in America in the 21st century? We got our own laws and don't give a spit what furrin courts got to say about nuthin'