Sure you could wait until nine, but give one good reason?
Lazy neighbors?
Stroke in your sleep?
I didn't think so.
You were out there doing what most men would have enjoyed... well, never. Trimming hedges.
Pulling weeds.
Raking last year's leaves.
...all mulched into a glorious lawn you mulched into a mulchy goodness for all to see.
So here's to you, Mr. Seven A.M. Lawn Mower Guy. You own your block until this evening.
*backup singing* ..own your block until eveniiiiiing
I taste terrific.
If I was a mower dude this summer, I might start up at 6am to beat the heat, yo.
Nieghbor's who have their lawn mowed at 7 am deserve to be negged. And if you can't neg them, then the old dog poop in the burning bag trick should work.
Get up, you lazy butt.
7AM is the only time it's light and less than 95 degrees...
Before we got married my wife bought one of those corded electric lawn mowers. It can be a PITA, but our front yard is tiny so it's not too bad.
It's like mowing in stealth mode.
The lazy asses can mow their lawn at 10 am on Saturday morning when I do. I sweat about the same amount as I do when I work out.
I owned one of these
when we lived in an Edmond condo.
Of course, my lawn duties only covered about 8 square feet.
But man, was it quiet.
I own one of these and use it when ever I dayum well please-
another benefit of living in the country.......
Well, it does have headlights!Originally Posted by IB4OU2
i mowed the yard yesterday at 530pm.......still 100 degrees
i did ZERO edging, weed whacking, etc
I can't remember everything from Criminal Law class, but I think it says somewhere that it's okay to kill people who mow before 9 a.m. Check the Oklahoma Statutes. If not, I'm sure such a killing could be defended as a temporary insanity thing.
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Amen to that. I mowed yesterday, edged, pulled out the electric hedge-trimmer and went to town on the shrubbery, swept up some with a push broom...
...and left the rest of the clippings out until tonight, when I can steal my dad's leaf sucker. By all that is holy, it was freakin' hot.
The Dude abides.
We used dem Gravels for our yard I don't sweat at all caring for my yard!
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
Night time is the right time for that I guess....and left the rest of the clippings out until tonight, when I can steal my dad's leaf sucker. By all that is holy, it was freakin' hot.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY does my yard look great.
I just returned for lunch and I swear all of my neighbors were stanging out in their driveways pointing and taking pictures.
Did you call the cops?
'Cause it sounds illegal.
I got a neighbor that starts mowing at 9pm. Thank goodness my house is rather soundproof.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
9 pm wouldn't bother me, i'm not even home them. at 7 am, i'm still sleeping
Right now...
If I had to mow...it would be by flashlight before the sun comes up.
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