No more toothpaste, liquids, perfumes, hair gel, liquid deodorant, aerosol cans of any kind in carry-on bags.
Baby formula is okay though. Associated babies are required however cuz we wouldn't want any filthy nursing of infants inflight to ensue. We may be at war with the jihaadis, but exposed tittays will not be tolerated udder any circumstances.
And don't even think about bringing that bottle of pop, water or cup of coffee aboard there Slappy!
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I agree, Col. Stinky.
I have no problem with any of that if it helps keep me from exploding in mid air.
Pack your deodorant, hair gel and toothpaste in your suitcase the way god intended.
An airplane packed with three hundred unbathed, deodorant-less passengers will smell just like the Middle East.
Next time I fly, I'm going to east some bean burritos and maltitol-laced chocolate, just to compete.
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Spek for working "udder" in there so smoovely.
That includes your "Summers Eve" too...Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Terrorism or not I think they should ban carry-ons. All those tardbillies muckin' around in the overheads is why it takes 20 freakin' minutes to get off a plane.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
I thought this thread was about Homey's hygiene.
My bad, updog.
Hell yeah. Wash yer nasty asses BEFORE you get on the plane. Who the f*ck needs to bring toothpaste and a whole bottle of scop on a plane?
Clearly you haven't read the instructions on those products.
People who don't check their small overnight cases.
Here's what is gonna happen next:
TSA will realize that these practically undetecable liquids can be put in carry
on luggage. A simple FRS family radio or cell phone can be used as
the "trigger", and this will result in no electronics being allowed in the plane.
Dandy, huh?
With the current restrictions, the airport baggage handlers should make huge hauls over the next month.
On my last flight, (2 weeks ago, Sacramento to Houston, 6:30 a.m. departure, Continental), I was paged at the boarding area. My wife and 2 children had a 3-1 split seating arrangement. Since we did the E-Ticket deal, they scanned my driver license (has a magnetic strip... who knew?), saw my height, and flagged me as an "Exit Isle Candidate."
I'm what you might consider "disproportionately tall", so this most welcome news. My family was only 2 rows behind me, so it was no big deal.
Until the guy behind me puked before we even took off.
Nothing like vomit smell for 3.5 hours.
And I ain't talkin' a 'hint' of vomit smell. It was like I was bathing in the stuff.
Can you still buy a Coke after you pass security and bring it on?
See, next thing you know, the terrorists will just vomit up their explosives.
I don't know, but they frowned upon my Copenhagen vice.
Oh, and thanks to, we all take our shoes off to be scanned now.
I think we all know who's really behind this particular scheme.
La ola es mía.
I remember thinking about all of the "important" people who travel much more than I do taking their shoes off every time they fly. Can you imagine the financial impact on our economy? Every minute they are standing in line to take their shoes off effects their company's bottom line.
And those expenses aren't absorbed by the company, BTW.
Just a random thought while taking my shoes off.
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