I would never, ever, be so presumptuous as to tell another person what kind of tattoo to get.
But I might suggest that if you want a tattoo of Jesus, your boob is not the best place to put it. I'm not sure where a depiction of sad Jesus wearing a crown of thorns is supposed to go, but I'm pretty sure... no, wait... I'm positive... it's not your tit.
This thread has so much potential.
I'll bet it makes the baby Jebus happy.
*suckle*
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
I've had to pinch myself 3 times to keep from clicking on Post Quick Reply...
Hmmm, I just looked up the word "bosom" and nowhere in the Bible does it say "Thou shall have a likeness of the Lord tattoed upon your bosom."
we can say tit?
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Yeah, but this way, the older she gets, the sadder Jesus looks!
"Hey, Lord, why the long face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Where does it say thou shalt not?Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
It's not just the KJV.Where does it say thou shalt not?
Are you sure it wasn't an optical illusion? One of those where you are supposed to stare at the two moles on her body then it looks like Jesus?
'Dear Tiny Infant Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley'
I believe that's where John the Baptist had his.
go tit
Where does it say thou shalt not?
Are you implying that she doesn't know how to read a Bible?
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
uummm....what day were you there?
Sure, but Mary Magdalene had a tramp stamp.
So it was you! We're gonna need a pic for an official ruling.
uummm....what day were you there?
You can't spell titanium without tit.
I refuse to go back to Whitewater since the last time I was there they had to shut down the Lazy River because a mentally handicapped kid was crapping in it and then later on they found some kind of worms (I think it was tapeworms) swimming around in the water trying to find a new home.
it's teet people, teet!
Or 'sugar tits'.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
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