my kidney stone. If I'm lucky I'll give birth to it tonight.
And I was wondering why my frickin' back's been killing me for the last two weeks. Just got back from the doctor and that was the diagnosis. Didn't Jed have this last year about this time? I'm going home now, take care...
That sucks. Take care and pass that stone!!!
Don't believe everything you think.
God Bless you in your time of pain and discomfort.
Make sure you keep it in a glass bottle so you can remember what pain is like next time someone important gets kicked off the football team.
i'll bet at that moment, you'll name it "mother f***** son of a b****"
had one of those a few years ago. the doc told me to get a 12 pack of beer and flush it out.
i've been drinking a 12 pack daily since... and i've yet to get another stone.
Stone-mar.
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Heh. I woke up with two ginormous honkin' zits on my chin last Thursday morning. I named one "Rhett" and the other "Mullet-wearing *********" in honor of the people who put them there.Originally Posted by Okla-homey
Pfftt....
Been there done that.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74953
I named mine,KILL ME MOTHER****ER!! HOLY **** DOES THIS ****ING HURT!!! CAN I GET SOME MORE GODDAMNED PAIN MEDS?!?!?!?
It's going to be hard to come up with a name better than LittleRedJed.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
I suggest you name it Oliver. Then it can imagine the conspiracy that created it.
Hang in there big brother!
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
Just name it ****cutter
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Or Sharon. Then act all crazy and spread your legs when it passes.I suggest you name it Oliver. Then it can imagine the conspiracy that created it.
heh...I had to read that twice to get it....just because I am slow. And it has been a long day.
But that was FUNNY!!
Had one in June of 2005. Ugh. It was easily the worst pain I've ever been in. Had to have a procedure to get the thing crushed into pebbles.
There ARE such things as stupid questions and I'm going to ask one right now:
Can they not just give you dudes an epidural or something when this happens?
What is wrong with all you hillbillies getting kidney stones? I'm starting to get worried for my own urethra.
name could be "Chuck Long" at the Sugar Bowl in the 4th quarter, ist and 10 at the LSU 12.... because you know he's going to pass.
Name it "Gibraltar".
"Excalibur" maybe? Oh wait. That's the sword, not the stone.
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