Since you are like wanting to run the country and stuff I thought now may be a good time to teach you a new phrase.
PPPPPP-Proper Planning Prevents Pi$$-Poor Performance.
Since you are like wanting to run the country and stuff I thought now may be a good time to teach you a new phrase.
PPPPPP-Proper Planning Prevents Pi$$-Poor Performance.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
CLASSIC!!!!! Spek!Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner
Proper planning?
I bought the tickets a month ago, went ahead and paid for the hotel room in full so there would be no question lost reservations, I scheduled everything out almost to the hour from the time that I'd be picking her up until we arrived at Silver Dollar City-when we left SDC-when we arrived at Celebration City-when we left Celebration Citi-Then I emailed the Branson Chamber of Commerce for a list of restaurants that would be open late and then organized them based on type of food, distance from the hotel, and distance from the parks. I contacted each one of those restaurants individually to confirm that their hours had not changed. I then contacted the hotel myself to see what champagnes were available (the list was not so great) and arranged with the Assistant Manager to have things set up to my specifications for the evening when we arrive back not in the morning when we check in. I wanted to avoid having champagne on ice all day that would melt before we got in.
I also have 2-3 maps of Branson printed out with primary routes and secondary routes to and from the hotels and parks depending on congestion. Those maps also include little red "stars" indicating the restaurants I contacted which reference back to a Restaurant Guide I made up of each place.
I not only confirmed all of these details with her weeks ago, but did so one last time Friday before telling her I'd call this week for the final, "go", times, and locations.
You know little about me, so I'll tell you this..I'm the least spontaneous person you will ever meet in your life. I don't even spontaneously decide to take a **** without having it scheduled and planned out in advane.
Now, I am off to Branson!
That's gotta suck....sorry dude.
"little red stars" ?????????
NERD ALERT!!!
your suppose to relax on vacation, not worry about traffic and stuff.
SicEm...
Things happen for a reason.
I bet you meet a nice girl while your there.
Chin Up.
Quit telling girls you go to Baylor...it might help.
Sheesh, guys you aren't helping him...lemme take it from here.
Walk in to a cheap chinese eatery(dammit there are some around there)unzip your pants and tell the hottest chick in there that you want some moosho.
then proceed to waving your **** around.
Later, ask her if she wants to be a member of the "hole in the wall gang"
if she does say yes, stick her head thru the wall and do it in da butt.
did you forget to ask her her name and then call her mulva?
screw it, i'd go too. still, it would bother the hell outta me that this happened. i don't like it when people don't like me. i cry like a school girl.
Really?
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
Or, you could introduce your johnson to one of the local wimmin as the "origninal bald knobber"
ok this thread is funnier than the bald white guys thread.
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
Sicem. I don't like to give much advice, but if this unfortunate scenario ever repeats itself, I would NOT leave her a msg saying "come on over to Branson if you want". Once the sicem train leaves the station, either she's on board or she's not but by no means does she still have the invitation to join. You might hook up or not, but she missed her chance.
Of course, a semi hardass policy like this leaves you looking like an *** when she tells you that on her way to the hospital, the ambulance driver stepped on her cell phone and that when she got out she was going to call you but stopped to check her messages first and heard from you that you were by-god-leavin' with or without her and then from Mom that she's a no-good snail track draggin' ho without the manners god gave to a turnip.
Scott that av of yours is killing me.
****, just get it over and leave a horses head in her bed.
http://kropserkel.com/horse_head_pillow.htm
Last edited by BudSooner; 7/29/2006 at 12:40 PM.
Poor SicEm
Go up there and when you get bored being lonely, look in the phone book under "escort services."
Hey, I'm not encouraging anything, and I know you must be a religious man, going to Baylor and all, but King Solomon was the wisest man ever according to the Bible. He had 500 wives and 1000 concubines. Hey....the average Joe can live a little sometimes, right?
Seriously, I've never been with a prostitute. About 12 years ago I got so desperate in Las Vegas that I came close, I just didn't have enough money LOL! Anyway, it would be cheaper than marriage, but I was always worried about the AIDS thing.
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
Missouri prostitutes.....brrrrrr.
This belongs on the romantics thread.I found my last ex asleep on the couch . grabbed a big ole bottle of aspirn
pinched her nose shut , when she opened her mouth I poured em in
She woke up spluttering ( is that a word ?) said "what the hell are you doing " ? I said Im getting rid of your headache .
She said I dont Have a headache
I say Great lets ****
posse member
Sic'Em...
http://blogs.newsok.com/index.php?bl...&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
If that doens't help you, then you're in a lot of trouble. If nothing else, it'll make you feel better to read it, I'm sure.
the_ouskull
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As is pretty much always the case, I agree with Skull. -- A Sooner in Texas, 11/09
again, as long as you don't mind ****ing 80 year olds...Missouri prostitutes.....brrrrrr.
I think the word you are looking for to describe yourself, SicEm is "anal retentive."
Dollys always looking for a good time.
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