There was a report of a hillbilly drowned while noodling in some creek near Edmond over the weekend and no one has made a peep about it.
His fellow noodlers realized he was missing from the squad, backtracked and found him under a foot of water with his hand still in the hole. No word on the catfish.
You folks are slipping.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
If I remember correctly, he was a hispanic hillbilly.
Mmmmmmm.....fish tacos.
Originally Posted by C&CDean
heh
Anybody want to bet me that alcohol wasn't involved?
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
bili de las colinas
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?
Indeed.
They usually float.
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I'm not happy until you're not happy.
I'm just wondering if dude's crazy-assed mother was there holding his head under water - after his papa took her off the cheap meds - cause she was ****ed that she didn't get a hole in one?
I didn't explain properly. Not sure of the overall depth, but he was found submerged under about a foot of water. Presumably said hispano-hillbilly was down on his knees or something reaching around underwater and could have stood up if the catfish or whatever hadn't got-a-holt of him.
This aint CSI, its a flippin message board.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
what kind of noodlin' is THAT???I didn't explain properly. Not sure of the overall depth, but he was found submerged under about a foot of water. Presumably said hispano-hillbilly was down on his knees getting a reach-around underwater and could have stood up if the catfish or whatever hadn't got-a-holt of him.
This aint CSI, its a flippin message board.
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
Duh, an aggie or a retard.
Never noodle alone.
Duh--no reach-arounds if you're alone.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
lol
hispano-hillbilly
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Would that be a hill-guillermo?
so where is Jiminy?
Most messicans are short.
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