The last four days, I have been attending a Teacher's Workshop. While in class today, we were discussing "difficult students". A teacher from a Christian school told us the funniest story. Last year she was telling the kids a story about Jonah. The teacher explained that if Jonah didn't have faith the whale would have killed him. A student asked the teacher if she thought Jonah was in heaven. The teacher said, "Well, I'm pretty sure he is." Then, "the difficult student" told the class, "If he isn't, our teacher will get to meet him when she dies". I could only assume this kid didn't like his teacher very well.