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  1. 7/21/2006, 04:36 PM #1
    mdklatt
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    Words you'd rather not hear...

    ...from the guy next to you at the urinal:

    "Time sure flies when you're having fun."


    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  2. 7/21/2006, 04:37 PM #2
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Is it hot enough for ya?
  3. 7/21/2006, 04:38 PM #3
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    ...from the guy next to you at the urinal:

    Wow, look at that one!
    "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
    Issac Asimov
  4. 7/21/2006, 04:39 PM #4
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Quote Originally Posted by Newbomb Turk
    Is it hot enough for ya?
    That would have been preferable. The word "fun" does belong in men's room.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  5. 7/21/2006, 04:39 PM #5
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    "That thing got a Hemi?"
    "I'll be taking these Huggies and what ever cash you have"
  6. 7/21/2006, 04:45 PM #6
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Have you ever seen anything like this?
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
  7. 7/21/2006, 04:46 PM #7
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    You know what Crabs look like?
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
  8. 7/21/2006, 04:46 PM #8
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    "Come here often?"
  9. 7/21/2006, 04:46 PM #9
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Sorry about getting that on your shoe!
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
  10. 7/21/2006, 04:47 PM #10
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Heard this is where all the pricks hang out!
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
  11. 7/21/2006, 04:51 PM #11
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    My thumbs broke can you zip that for me!
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  12. 7/21/2006, 04:52 PM #12
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.
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  13. 7/21/2006, 04:55 PM #13
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.
    I don't think it was directed at me, the guy was just muttering to himself. But still.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  14. 7/21/2006, 04:56 PM #14
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.
    These are words we wouldn't want to hear if we did speak Geeze!
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  15. 7/21/2006, 04:59 PM #15
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Ya wanta "shake " ?
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  16. 7/21/2006, 05:04 PM #16
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Fun flies when you're doing time
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
  17. 7/21/2006, 05:05 PM #17
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Teehee Hey shorty!
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  18. 7/21/2006, 05:07 PM #18
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    "Um the ladies room is next door."
  19. 7/21/2006, 05:07 PM #19
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Wanna play swords?

    I'm baaaack!!!!
  20. 7/21/2006, 05:10 PM #20
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    Re: Words you'd rather not hear...

    Luke I'm your father!
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
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