...I saw a woman fellate a burrito. More like deep throat it, actually. There was even double fisting at times. You know how the filling can burst out of a tightly wrapped burrito on the first bite if you're not careful? That caused her to gag/choke a bit.
She ate her taco in a completely non-sexual way, however.
No I don't have picutures, and no she wasn't hawt--although she obviously has a gift.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Regular or supreme?
i ain't going there.
Regular, I guess. It wasn't a BOB, although might have been even more entertaining. She seemed to have a jaw like a python.Originally Posted by crawfish
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
"There's nine more where that came from"
so, she was like a gymnast or something?
This is why I said non-sexual.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
i was referring merely to her flexibility, my good man.
She was short, but most definitely not a gynmanst. Maybe 25-30 years ago. Her jaw was pretty limber, though. We're talking a burrito here, not a taquito.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
please tell me there was no sour cream involved.
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Was it good for you, too? Did you share a smoke afterwards?
Just bean and/or beef from what I could tell.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Lindsey or 12th?
... that's not food.
12th. There's usually good people-watching at that one.Lindsey or 12th?
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Must. Not. Make. Racist. Joke!
Were you going to go for the "Wait, Beef's a beaner?" joke too?
... that's not food.
No. Of course not. That would be mean.
Pfft. No beaners grew up in HP.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
... that's not food.
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