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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member slickdawg's Avatar
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    In other odd news

    Yesterday, I stopped by Sam's to pick up some stuff, and was surprised
    when I checked out.

    The chick in front of me in line knew the cashier, and they were talking
    birth control, in detail, with me standing right there.

    The cashier was talking about her IUD and how good it worked, she's been
    using it 5 years - "I done had two kids, I can't afford no more, and that
    IUD ain't let me down yet"


    TMI

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    Re: In other odd news

    Ah, something in life you can count on...
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Re: In other odd news

    You know, once is coincidence. Twice, we have to ask "what's wrong with you?".

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    Re: In other odd news

    The conversation I overheard at Wal-Mart one time is better. There was a mother and her pregnant teenage daughter ahead of me, and they knew the cashier.

    "Oh, congratulations! Is this her first baby?"

    "Yes, and her younger sister already has two so this one's been wanting one of her own, haven't you dear?"


    Okla***inghoma. [shakes head]
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    The conversation I overheard at Wal-Mart one time is better. There was a mother and her pregnant teenage daughter ahead of me, and they knew the cashier.

    "Oh, congratulations! Is this her first baby?"

    "Yes, and her younger sister already has two so this one's been wanting one of her own, haven't you dear?"


    Okla***inghoma. [shakes head]


    slickdawg is in the Gulf Coast region so teen pregnancy happens in Oklahoma AND his state. Nowhere else though.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Nowhere else though.
    I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.
    Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".
    I never used the word "backwards".
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".
    Amohalko?

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    Amohalko?
    A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

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    Re: In other odd news

    www.aegis.com/news/ads/2002/AD021112.html

    Oklahoma's teen pregnancy rate is the 12th highest nationally, only a slight improvement from a decade earlier. CDC figures show that in 2000, the Oklahoma pregnancy rate of women ages 15 to 19 was 60.1 births per 1,000. For those 18 to 19 years old, the rate was 99.8 births per 1,000. In 1991, Oklahoma ranked 13th nationally with a rate of 72.1 births per 1,000 for women ages 15 to 19. For ages 18 to 19, it was 115.6 births per 1,000. The national rate in 2000 was 48.5 births per 1,000 for the 15 to 19 age group and 79.2 births per 1,000 for those 18 to 19, the CDC said. The state with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the nation is Mississippi, which had 72.0 births per 1,000 women ages 15 to 19. In Washington, D.C., the rate was 80.7 per 1,000 women in that same age bracket.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.
    Oh sorry, that is only here.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".
    Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.


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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.


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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.

    I'm not here to win friends, I'm just trying to enlighten the masses.


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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    I'm not here to win friends, I'm just trying to enlighten the Matts.


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    Re: In other odd news

    I was eating lunch one day and overheard a woman talking about her friend's 13 year old daughter that was about to have a baby...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by Osce0la
    I was eating lunch one day and overheard a woman talking about her friend's 13 year old daughter that was about to have a baby...
    Was she proud or ashamed?
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Was she proud or ashamed?
    in Oklahoma? if so she was probably wondering what took so long.


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    Re: In other odd news

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugue
    in Oklahoma? if so she was probably wondering what took so long.


    Wrong smiley, dude. You wanted:


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