I'm having company and the mister loves beer. I was told that his favorite is that Fat Tire or is it or Phat Tire? Well anyway, the lady at the liquor store said that I cant get it in Oklahoma. Is that true? I felt I should ask because even though she is very helpful, she has been wrong before about a certain wine I requested.
It's Fat Tire, and it's come from the New Belgium Brewery in Colorado. I'don't know if you can get it in Oklahoma, apperantly y'all have all sorts of arcane booze laws that complicate things.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
She's right they don't sell it in Oklahoma...Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
You can get it in Eureka Springs Arkansas or Fort Collins Colorado.... though.
load up a 12 pack of strawberry wine coolers. it'll be funny.
Fixed.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Can you guys at least get Boulevard?She's right they don't sell it in Oklahoma...
You can get it in Eureka Springs Arkansas or Fort Collins Colorado.... though.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
Yes. I know, because thats my sisters favorite. Its pretty tasty.
I shall write the governor!
if you know someone in the Army or Air Force they might be able to get it at the 7 day or package store at Fort Sill or Tinker. Not sure but might be worth a try.
Yep. The problem with Fat Tire is that it only comes with > 3.2% alcohol, New Belgium won't allow it to be sold warm and you can't buy refrigerated, bottled/canned beer in Oklahoma that has greater than 3.2% alcohol.
I think you can get it on tap though. At least in theory. Maybe.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
Hells yeah! Boulevard Stout RMFO!
I've only tried the wheat.
Tell his excellency that our arcane beer law is absurd and that if we could buy cold 6.0 beer there would be such an outpouring of love and support for him his re-election would be assured.I shall write the governor!
And that If he could somehow use his influence to allow the geniuii in the legislature to pass laws allowing the same beer selection in OK as is available in states bordering us he could be elected Emperor of Oklahoma for Life.
It would be a suitable and completely fitting way to celebrate the upcoming Centennial of our statehood.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
Exactly! What better way to celebrate the centennial than getting wasted and burning the whole thing down!
Yes, real beer and wine in grocery stores. Is that too much to ask??????????/
Fat Tire is the suck... big time. I was NOT impressed.
Mom, go buy some Chimay. That'll impress him.
Be careful on the Chimay though. Make sure its the red label kind. The blue or almond label are kinda funky.
Or Stella Artois. Trust me on this, I've never turned anyone on to it who didn't like it, male or female.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
You can buy warm cases of it at Costco in Houston. 19 bucks.
I'm not sure what the liquor laws are here in OK. I mean, I think I learned them one time, but I forget.
If you want to impress him, go to the liquor store and buy a 9 buck sixpack of Anchor Steam. It's an ale brewed with lager yeast. It's good. Maybe not 9 buck/sixpack good, but it's rare and he'll be impressed.
Its' higher rated than Fat Tire too:
anchor steam
fat tire
[typical whorn fan]Get some shiner!!! It's the best[typical whorn fan]
Get a couple of sixers- Some Hacker Pshorr Heffe Weizen, and some Harpoon IPA.
Too bad they don't have Saranac down there. Their 12 beers of summer pack RMFO.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Get some Bud Light and pour it in a glass and tell him it's some kind of fancy beer; he'll never know the difference.
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