Golfers have you seen this book? too funny
A new instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher. I haven't seen a copy
yet,
however I did see a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks
like it
might be one in which you might have some interest. Due to
overwhelming
popularity a 2nd edition has been printed with a series of bonus
chapters.
The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt. Second Edition." by BOBBY
RUSHER.
Here are some of the more notable chapters:
A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from
the
tee.
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. Why your husband or wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting
embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.
Bonus Chapters Include:
N. Spearchuck or Helicopter? Correct Angles on How to Maximize Your
Club
Throwing Distance.
O. How do I Retrieve My Golf Bag and Clubs From the Water Hazard,
Tree,
Farmer's Field, or The Private Golf Course Right Next to the Real
Crummy
Public
One I am Playing At?
P. Counting to 8. It's not as hard as it looks.
Q. Snowman and Moose. How to Keep Them Off Your Scorecard.
R. How to Remove Your Club Discretely From Your Partner's A$$.
S. Yes You Can Play Your Ball Across That Busy Intersection.
T. Drunk Golf. Everything You Need to Know.
U. Zen And The Art Of Your Golf Swing.
V. 1st Aide for Head Injuries.
W. Justifying Going Out to Play Golf To Your Wife.
X. Justifying Going Out to Play Golf To Your Wife During a Lightening
Storm/Snow Storm / Night.
BOBBY is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
